Joke Of The Day : Squeeze It

The local bar was sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a RM1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried but nobody could do it. One day a thin man came in, wearing thick glasses and a suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet."

After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. He then handed the wrinkled remains of the lemon to the man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the RM1000, and asked the man, "what do you do for a living?"
The man replied, "I work for the Inland Revenue Department."