Thursday, May 31, 2007
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Watch out for newer version of Ad-Adware in June. The maker of the software said that the new version will be less taxing on the pc resources & has better detection feature.
Monday, May 21, 2007
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Friday, May 18, 2007
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
That is why, it's very important to use a program in Windows called SCANDISK, at least once a month. If the SCANDISK shows you an error during a routine check, your hard disk is more likely to fail within 60 days (according to PC World Magazine, June 07). It's time to replace that bad hard disk.
Monday, May 14, 2007
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Been using Outlook Express ? Fed up of using it ? Want to change to other mail client ?
Try using Mozilla Thunderbird. It has much better looks compared to its earlier version.
Click here to download the mail client. It's very easy to setup.
Saturday, May 12, 2007
TO MY DEAR WIFE:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just lay there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.
Friday, May 11, 2007
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
"Turn the lake into beer," he says.
"Poof!" and the lake turns into beer.
He says to the other guy, "So what do you think?"
The other guy says, "You jerk. Now we've got to piss in the boat."
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
Monday, May 7, 2007
If the price shoot up, don't expect it will ever go down again.
Updates : sign online petition here http://www.petitiononline.com/astropce/petition.html
Sunday, May 6, 2007
Got another hit this week. Same spot as previously. Wish there are more alert & careful driver out there. I think this bangali driver must be sleepy, speeding & tailgating & couldn't break on time when I hit the break.
Like my brother told me, you can't be too careful as there are many idiots out there. Even you are very careful on the road, there are many more dangerous drivers out there.
Saturday, May 5, 2007
Thursday, May 3, 2007
There was once this guy who is very much in love with his girl. This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to his girl. Although, at that time he was just a small fry in his company, his future doesn't seem too bright, they were very happy together. Until one day, his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come back. She also told him that she cannot visualize any future for the both of them, so they went their own ways there and then...
Heartbroken, the guy agreed. But when he regained his confidence, he worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make something out of himself. Finally with all the hard work and the help of friends, this guy had set up his own company ...
One rainy day, while this guy was driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain walking to some destination. Even with the umbrella, they were still drenched. It didn't take him long to realize they were his girl's parents.
With a heart in getting back at them, he drove slowly beside the couple, wanting them to spot him in his luxury sedan. He wanted them to know that he wasn't the same any more; he had his own company, car, condo, etc. He made it!
What he saw next confused him, the couple was walking towards a cemetery, and so he got out of his car and followed...and he saw his girl, a photograph of her smiling sweetly as ever at him from her tombstone and he saw his paper cranes right beside her...
Her parents saw him. He asked them why this had happened. They explained,she did not leave for France at all. She was ill with cancer. She had believed that he will make it someday, but she did not want to be his obstacle... therefore she had chosen to
leave him. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. She had wanted her parents to put his paper cranes beside her, because, if the day comes when fate brings him to her
again...he can take some of those back with him...
Once you have loved, you will always love. For what's in your mind may escape but what's in your heart will remain forever. The guy just wept...The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside her knowing you can't have her, see her or
be with her ever again.........hope you understand.
Find time to realize that there is one person who means so much to you, for you might wake up one morning losing that person who you thought meant nothing to you.