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Thursday, March 29, 2007

8.30 ?

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!"

He replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?"

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

No Change In Fuel Price

Crude oil prices have dropped -> good news.

Crude oil prices not stable -> not so good news.

Fuel price indicated at pump is at 1.92 -> no news is good news.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Blowjob & Coffee

On a passenger flight, the pilot greet the passengers as usual . He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.

Forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Free Trip Anyone?

Got a free trip overseas ? All taken care of by your employer ? Well, becareful there !

Some employers dupped their employees into smuggling drugs abroad purportedly to take up overseas posting or were given paid holidays.

Read more abt it here

Monday, March 19, 2007


A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken."

The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?"

The guy says, "We would. But we need the eggs."

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Wanted! Dead or Alive

Wanted! Dead or Alive ! This bloody crow stole my chicken drumstick. Left my food on the table. Walked to the counter to pay for it. Just a split second, that bloody fool flew away with the drumstick. KNN!!!

Wednesday, March 14, 2007


Shark : I'm coming to get u...

Shark : Too skiny, don't wanna eat u...

Guess what's the length of this shark

It's feeding time. I was hoping the shark will eat up that fella, but ... aisay!!

This fish is so huge. Enough for 2o person to eat.

A view from the botton. Huwaahhhhhh

Finding NEMO...

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Gahoo Yoogle

Heard of Yahoo search ?

Heard of Google search ?

Heard of GahooYoogle search ????
It's a combination search of Yahoo & Google at the same time. Try it now !

Cool eh ?

Monday, March 12, 2007

Mr. Green

Yup! It's Mr. Green. Say "Hello" to Mr. Green. Mr. Green has many identity. It can be Mr. Colourful too. Changes colour according to the environment he is in.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Nice View, but as you go farther in the park

Went to this the park. Took this pic with Sony Ericsson K600i. Love the view of KLCC. Park is not bad though, lots of families around. Not to mentioned, lots of foreigners. My guess will be from Indon, Bangla. Oh, also can find lots of Malay couples hugging - in public. Phuh!

I can feel as if, me & my family are the only Chinese in that area. Now I know why.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

Keranamu Malaysia No More

Yup! The slogan will be replaced after 7 long years. New slogan "Malaysiaku Gemilang".
Wonder how many people truely understand the meaning behind the old & new slogans.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007


Those puppies can say "I Love You" if you squeeze on them.
Guess who gets this? ;)

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Earth Quake - Sumatra ?

Sumatra earth quake, but the trembler felt at certain parts of JB & Singapore. Scary shit man!
Got this from a colleague in JB. Also confirmed by brother Surf.

Updates - 1355hrs, felt a minor trembler at Port Klang. Confirmed by the rest of colleagues.

Atleast say smile ?

Ever encountered a rude tol collector? Simply grab the money from your hand & not even a 'thank you' or a smile ?


Monday, March 5, 2007

F1 Button

Tino was on duty in the main lab one afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the pc with her arms crossed across her chest and staring at the screen. After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the same position only now she was impatiently tapping her foot.

Tino : Is there anything I can help you?

Girl : "It's about time! I pushed the F1 button over twenty minutes ago!"

Friday, March 2, 2007

Hate This Dream

She's in the late 30's. In my dream, she's just a little girl. I saw mom & my uncle, who is very fierce. Uncle just couldn't stand it seing the little girl showing of no respect to her mom. He dragged her to the front. Little girl cried. Uncle hit her so hard, seems almost to me like torturing her. Deep inside me, my heart was sinking hearing her crying & I felt so pity. I ran to the front, saw uncle grabbing her leg. It's like he wanted to break her leg. I yelled at him to stopped, but he did not. I couldn't bear seing her being beaten up so badly & cruely. I just walked away feeling helpless. I wish I am able to stop him. I feel so useless.

After awhile, which feel like eternity, I saw her. She couldn't walk. She was crawling to the kitchen, to apologize to mom. Deep inside her, she do not want to, but she has no choice. Crawling all the way to kitchen, crying. The sad part which makes my heart sick, she was crying & singing a very sad song. It sounds like, "i'm sorry my dearly mama...".

Thursday, March 1, 2007

Apply Passport Online

This is definately a good news. Just imagine you queueing up at the Immigration office! The waiting time! Now with few clicks here & there, walla! Passport ready to be collected the next day! Great afford by the Immigrration Dept.
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