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Monday, February 23, 2009

Wife & GF !

Some people say :

Wife is a HARIMAU ...............
Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAU

And some say:
Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but HP, is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.

Most Important, TV got remote but HP doesn't have.

Last but not least.......

TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS....
Once get it, HABIS LAH.

So better choose TV lah!

Friday, February 20, 2009

Use Hand Brake ... dunggus!

Ever come across this incident where stopped on a traffic light & the car infront of you slowly reversing back after a while because the dunggu driver forgot to pull the hand brake or step on the break ? Even you blast the honk, that dunggu still doesn't know what was wrong ? It happened to me & the dunggu almost knocked my front.

USE HANDBRAKE WHEN YOUR CAR IS NOT MOVING or at least stepped on the brake lahhhh... dunggu oohhh dungguuuu...

Kena Con!

An elderly man, around 40's, walked into a cafe & informed one of the boss that he wanted to host a birthday party of 10 tables at night. Confidently convincing the boss after placing some dishes with the waitress, the man walked to the boss to further discuss on the menu. He then said he will like to buy some wines but he does not have so much cash with him, so he asked if the boss will borrow him RM100 & will clear the amount after the party. The boss proceed to the cash counter but borrow him RM50 instead.

The waitress make the necessary arrangement & decoration. Day turned into night, the elderly man was no where to be found. GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!!!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Toilet Ethics

If there is a document / write up on toilet ethics, I will like to download & email it to one of the temp staff in the office. My office toilet, two person will have to stand side by side very closely to pee, & there are two partitions available for big business dealing. For me, when entering toilet if I saw a guy standing peeing, it's only right to use the partition instead of standing so closely & pee together with that fella. I felt very uncomfortable if someone stand so close. And that's just what happened, this temp staff will buzz in the toilet & stand there as if I'm not around & pee!

Gheezz! Use the available seat lerrrrr!!!!

Monday, February 16, 2009

Reset Password

Part of my routine work is to assist end user to reset their system password. Well, we are all human after all. It's normal to loose our password. There are too many password to keep. There are times, the same user will keep calling to informed they have forgotten their password.

I like to make their life easier at times. I'll use easy to remember password such as 'MakanTakLupa' , 'BerakTakLupa', etc.

Now I'm getting lesser call to request for system password reset.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Loyal Service

It's really heart sick knowing a long service ex-employee, of more than 10 years, being treated. 10 long years of loyal & dedicated service at Johor branch, being transferred to Selangor. She has a sick boy which needs constant treatment at home town. No husband.

Heard that the company is doing very bad. But instead of offering VSS, they opt to transfer staffs to another location... far far away! They know the loosing point is at the employee themselves. They know employee will tender resignation instead. That will saved the company some money! Damn sick dirty tactics! I'm glad I left that company!.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

To My Darling

Potong Zakar

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....

Apek:Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers).

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..

Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........lah

Friday, February 13, 2009

Software for HTC P3300

There are lots of cool software for pocket pc or smartphone out there. Head to IPMart to enjoy loads of free software!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

HTC P3300 & ActiveSync

Wow! It's darn difficult to connect the HTC P3300 to sync the data on the pc using ActiveSync the first time when I got the phone. It just won't get detected on the USB port. It was darn frustrated. For the first time user, this is how to resolved the issue.

On the phone, click START - SETTINGS - CONNECTIONS. Click USB to PC. Untick the 'enable advanced network functionality.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009


Collected the prize I won. Thought I only won 1 prize out of 3, but they gave away all 3 !!! I guess not many people join the contest. I should buy that magazine again!!!

Lets see what I won! A glow in the dark t-shirt. But darnit! They only have XL size. Guess I will be wearing that sleeping.

A limited edition torchlight!

The thing I like most, multi purpose knife! Look at what it has! Chain saw, steel saw, screw driver, big knife, small knife, scissors, corkscrew, can opener, etc!!! Whoaaaaaaaa

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Sim Card = RM10

Got my sim card replaced! That darn new sim cost me RM10. Was asked to wait 1 hour for the line to get activated! But hey! What do you know, it got activated instantly instead of 1 hour. Cool!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Switching between telco = Jumping Party

I think most people will have heard that, you can still retained your mobile number when you switch to another telco. If your number is 012-xxxxxxx, you can register the same prefix & number with Digi or Celcom or U-Mobile.

I have likened this to political practise of jumping party! U don't like this party, apa lagi, jump party lah. You will still be guaranteed the moon & sky.

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Sunday, February 8, 2009

MAXIS ohhh Maxis

What is happening to Maxis today ? I can't get any signal !!! Darn frustrating! If this continues, it's time to change to another telco. Anyone faced any problem at Klang ?

2.45pm - called Hotlink. Was asked several questions & performed some test. Conclusion, sim card problem. Before ending the call, the lady asked me to rate her, giving from 1 - 4, 4 being the best. I asked "1 - 4 ah?". She said "thank you for your rate Sir".

9/2 11am - yesterday the Hotlink call centre lady told me the Maxis Centre will be opened today, even though I ask her for confirmation since Thaipusam falls on Sunday. Guess what, I went to their centre in Klang, as well as USJ, both also close shop! That lady darn blurr katak!

Saturday, February 7, 2009


Politics politics politicssssssss... sounds like a dirty word to me. Just look at Perak now. How easy it it for one to jump from party to party. Now the big question! What motivates them / made them to jump party ? It is very dissapointing! How can we trust such person to rule our country ?

The effort & time we sacrificed to vote gone ashes. Better stay at home next time, instead of queueing, walking under the hot sun & sweating all the way to the voting centre.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

I won !!!

Wow!!! Was surprised to received a mail from a magazine editor. I won a prize ! Well, I couldn't have done it without the help from my old pal Tina. "Load up, Aim & Score!" This slogan *lol*, when I first heard of it, it makes me laugh. Well, it brings me luck & now it makes me smile.

I could be winning a limited edition multifunction knife or LED torchlight, First Aid Kit or Glow in the dark t-shirt. Hmmm... will be going to collect my prize anytime soon. Wish I can get the multifunction knife.

Anddddddddddd of course, thank you Tina.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Dealing With Gov Link Organisation

*Another mobile blogging attempt*

Speaking of government link organisation, people will come to an agreement that, they are darn in efficient. You can spent atleast 2 hours queueing up just to pay a single bill, be it Cukai Tanah, Cukai Pintu, utility bills. So many people yet only few counters are open. Its very frustrating seing them putting up the 'Kaunter Tutup' signage. Either they are going off for tea break, chit chat or prayer.

The Head of Local Municipal Council and Land Office of all states, especially the revenue collection division should go down the field more frequent to see n experience himself the problem faced by tax payers. After all, we all pay his salary n his perks.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Mobile Blogging

Ahhh.... it's nice sitting at a cool place, enjoying a cup of chocolate chips drink with your love one. Flash out my HTC P3300 phone, which of course, got a one kind of starring from my darling. Each time reaching a place with wireless Internet access, will be a great time to surf using my phone. And it's a second time to me to blog using mobile phone. It's kinda cool, & sometimes not, especially if it takes like ages for a site to completely dowload, as I do not have such patience to wait.
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