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Friday, June 29, 2007


Will be on vacation from 30th June - 3th July.

Thursday, June 28, 2007


Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night In our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said,

'Here - try these on'. She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them.'

I Replied, 'Exactly I wear the pants in this family and I Always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any p

Mike thought that might be good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here try these on."

She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me. "

Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here -you try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."

Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will."

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Nobody's Perfect

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

"Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone, see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response.

So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response so he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

"James, for the FIFTH time I said, CHICKEN!"

Moral of the story:

The problem may not be with the other person as we always assume - could be very much within us....! SO don't always blame others for the things that you may lack.

Hence, nobody's perfect :)

Monday, June 25, 2007

Never Ask An Idiot To Invest

Have you tried to shared with a friend a business opportunity? Explaining to him/her the potential earning that could be derrived from the business plan? She willingly join the plan after giving it a second thought & understood the risk involved & there's no way to recover back the investment pumped in.

The monies has been used for investment. Few months down the road, when the plan doesn't goes well, he/she use force & demanded his/her monies back ! Accusing you of cheating his/her monies, branding you as liar & all sorts of nasty words.

Really hate this kinda people.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Little Mexican

A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his Mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and then Smears it all over his face.

"Mamacita, look, I'm a white boy."

His mom slaps his face and says, "Go show your father."

He goes to this dad in the living room and says, "Look, Papacita, I'm a white boy."

His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother."

The boy goes in his grandmother's room and says, "Mira, Abuelita, I'm a white boy."

His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him Back to his mother.

His mother says, "What did you learn from that?"

The boy replies, "I have only been white for five minutes and already I don't like you damn Mexicans!"

Friday, June 22, 2007


Need to hook up all your office pcs to Internet, but the stingy company just couldn't afford to link each & every pc with a modem? Well, fear not, as a free software called FreeProxy is here to save the day.

Install the software to a pc which has Internet access. Configure the rest of the pcs IE to point to this particular pc IP address & wallllaaaaaaaaa.... there you have it. All pcs can browse the Internet now.

Grab the software here.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Time To Go Shopping

Hypermarkets has slashed their products prices from 5% and 50%.

For how long?
Depending on hypermarkets, it will be from May 29 - Dec 31 '07.

Which hypermarkets?
Carrefour, Tesco, Jaya Jusco, Mydin, The Store, Giant.

Help curb inflation.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Going in a circle

We are living in a circle. Life is all about doing the same thing over & over again, don't you think so ?

Wake up in the morning, take a shower, breakfast, commute to work, lunch, back home, dinner, shower, spend time with family & loved one, sleep.

Weekend is full of house chores & it's a norm to wash car during this time. Your car shines like brand new. Feeling satisfied, you took out your phone snapped few pics of it.

The next day, on the way to work, your car get dirty with dust & few spots of birds dropping. It gets even nastier as day goes. What could be more frustrating is perhaps, as soon as you head to work, it rains :D "Darnit! There goes the effort yesterday". Sounds familiar? :P

And it repeats again, lunch, back home, shower, eat & sleep.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Monday, June 18, 2007

Try It If You Dare

Lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

Now while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

SEE what happened ? Your foot changed direction.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Internet Explorer 8

What version of Microsoft Internet browser are you using? Still sticking to IE 5 or 6 ? Well IE 7 is already out there. Watch out for IE 8, which will be release by late 2008. IE 8 will focus on ease of use as well as security.

Well, just wait & see how secure it will be.

Friday, June 15, 2007

US$54 million for a trousers

A judge is suing a dry cleaning business US$54 million in compensation. For what? Now read this... for losing his trousers. He is also seeking emotional damages and legal fees.

Wow!!! If I have enough money, I will go learn LAW.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

McDonald Parking

Got this infor. via email. Even a copy of the resit it attached.

If you are at Butterworth, take notice of this. McDonald Autocity has a rule on their parking lots. Anyone who parks their cars at their parking lots (even though you are their customers) for more than 2 hours, their tires will be clamped. Subsequently, you need to pay RM50 just to open the car clamp. They have displayed the notice regarding this and there will be no warning letter issue out even though you have done it on first time.

McDonald Greenland has the same rule as well. If you park more than certain period, you will be fined. However, this franchise will first issue the warning letter before clamp your tire.

Thus, in future, while you park your car in any McD franchise, pls be aware on the sign board (it is hardly to be noticed due to the color tone and the landscaping around).

They did not have any standardization on this rule for all McD Franchises. Feedback already provided to their head quarter but there is no response from them.

So the next you are McD, look around for the parking notice or ask the counter. Don't get high blood pressure later when your wheel got clamped.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Life Is Short

Life is Short, so break the rules...
Forgive quickly,
Believe slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,
Never regret anything that made you smile...
Every Little Smile can touch Somebody's heart

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Mr. Muscle

Bought Mr. Muscle because I'm convinced with its tv commercial.

Above show the condition of the bathroom before applying Mr. Muscle. Ok, for a while there, I see high hope in getting rid of the stuborn stain. Read the instruction printed on it. Ok, time to rock & roll.

Apply Mr. Muscle. Waited few minutes. Rinse with clean water. What the heck?!

Stain still there? OK, perhaps I need to leave it over night. Spray Mr. Muscle on all those spots again. Leave it over night. We will see how it goes tomorrow.

Yahoo Messenger

New version of Yahoo Messenger (version is available for download. This version has fixed a security flaw in the program, where some smart ass jokers out there will be able to gain control over your pc without you noticing it.

So start blast your browser & go to Yahoo site to download the new version now.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Rich Man Home

Somewhere in Hong Kong, near to the sea. Very expensive house / villas.

Number 1- the resident of the richest man in Hong Kong.

Number 2- this is where Jackie Chan lived.

Number 3- actor Tony Leung.

Number 4- Tony's 1st girlfriend.

Number 5- Tony's 2nd girlfriend.

Note : All these infor. are from the tour guide.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Inside Job?

A truck full of electrical goods worth RM157K was hijacked this morning while the lorry driver was taking a break at the rest area along North-South Expressway. Hmm... now how does the robbers knew the truck contains something worth hijacking? Sounds & smell like an inside job. Also remind us that it's not a safe world out there anymore. No matter where you are, no matter where you go, something is bound to happened.

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Radio - Entertaining & Informative

These days when I switch on the radio, what I hear is music music music. Besides entertaining listener, radio station should do more on disseminating useful informations of either locally or internationally to listeners. Perhaps most listeners will find it bored listen to repeating news over & over again, so the radio stations should come up with an innovative way or fresh new ideas on how to broadcast these information on air. Of course it will be bored using the conventional way of allocating 5 minutes slot for purely reading news. Don't you listeners out there agree ?

Friday, June 8, 2007

Ikan Satay

Look at it lah!!! You just take another look at the Ikan Satay.
Notice anything wrong or not ? Packaging still remain the same size, but the content ? The Ikan Satay is shrinking through time. It's getting smaller & smaller. Those manufacturer should have come out with new smaller packaging, who knows, the cost of using a smaller packing will be lesser. Furthermore, what for use such big packaging for such tiny small Ikan Satay ?

We should show our disastisfaction & practise our consumer rights by boycotting and not buying this Ikan Satay. If the demand becomes lesser, perhaps the manufacturer will start doing something about it.

Thursday, June 7, 2007

H5N1 Bird Flu

Still want to eat chicken? There's a bird flu outbreak last Saturday (June 2) in Sungai Buloh, Selangor. The Veterinary Services Dept. today placed the country on red alert.

More details can be found here. Click to read.
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