Joke Of The Day : FBI

** The phone rings at FBI headquarters. They answer: "Hello?"
"Hello, is this FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor William is an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his firewood."
"This will be noted."

Next day, the FBI went over to William's house.They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no diamonds, swear at William and leave. The phone rings at William's house. He answers, "Hello."

"Hello, William! Did the FBI come?"
"Yes."
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yes, they did."
"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my vegetable patch ploughed."