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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Joke Of The Day : Cheated By Neighbour

Mr Wing is getting into the bathroom, just as his wife, Lilian is finishing up, when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over who should go and answer the doorbell, Lilian gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Joe, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Joe says, "I'll give you $500 to drop that towel that you have on."

After thinking for a moment, Lilian drops her towel and stands naked in front of Joe. He admires her for a few seconds, then hands her $500 and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, Lilian wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, Wing calls from the shower, "Who was that?"

"It was Joe, the next door neighbour," she replies.

"Great," says Wing. "Did he say anything about the $500 he owes me?"

7 comments:

VaL Kay said...

lol

Anonymous said...

Just a coincidence! Nothing to laugh about!

dizzyguy73 said...

crazy lobster - heheee.

pippin - *wroof wrooooff*

anonymous - Okie dokie.

Wingz said...

mch!!!! cimaiiii .. wuah crazy lobster lenglui wo!

dizzyguy73 said...

wingz - oi oi oi!!! u hamsap lou. Leave crazy lobster alone. The leng loi already got bf ah.

Anonymous said...

yalo yalo.. lenglui lenglui. wa pun suka... u two dont rebut.. saya ambil... kaisiao bagi wa punya boy kawan..

dizzyguy73 said...

carryn - hmmmm. Wanna be keh po ah?

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