Joke Of The Day : Married Again?

Wife : Would you get married again?
Husband : Definitely not!
Wife : Why not - don't you like being married?
Husband : Of course I do.
Wife : Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband : Okay, I'd get married again.
Wife : You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
Husband : Yes, I would.
Wife : Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband : Where else would we sleep?
Wife : Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
Husband : That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Wife : And would you let her use my golf clubs?
Husband : She can't use them; she's left-handed.

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