Joke Of The Day : I Want A Divorce

Under no circumstances should you read any part of this joke if you have a heart condition, stroke, high blood pressure or phobia being killed by loved ones.
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A married couple is driving along a highway at 80kph. The wife is driving. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.

"Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 85kph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it", he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 90kph. "I want the house," he says insistently. Now at 100kph. "I want the car, too," he continues. Now at 110kph.

"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards."

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says. "Oh, really?" he asks, "So what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 120kph, the wife turns to him and smile.

...."This car has one airbag & its at the driver side."....