Joke Of The Day : Barbie

Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realised that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the shopping mall, ran to the toy store and said to the saleswoman, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"

In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $100, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $120, Barbie Goes Shopping for $150, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $180, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $200, and Divorced Barbie for $800".

"So why is the Divorced Barbie $800?" asks Ralph. "Well that's obvious" says the saleswoman "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture...."