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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Joke Of The Day : I'm Cuming

Little Joe comes home from school to find his squirrel in the front garden, lying flat on it's back with it's legs in the air. When Dad comes home Joe says "Dad, why his legs sticking in the air like that?" Dad says, "Son, that's so God can reach down and lift him straight into Heaven."

A few days later, when Dad comes home from work, Joe rushes out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad! We almost lost Mum today."

"What do you mean?" asks Dad.

"Well, I got home from school early and Mum was in the bedroom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Oh godddd, I'm coming!". If it hadn't been for Uncle Tom holding her down, we'd have lost her for sure."

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1 comment:

dizzyguy73 said...

Wei! U want Tina to kill me mah ?

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