A policeman pulls over a motorist for speeding. While he's writing the ticket, flies keep buzzing around his head, annoying him considerably.
"Circle flies sure are bad this year, aren't they?" says the motorist.
"But I've never heard of a circle fly before. What's that?" ask the policeman.
"Well," the motorist responds, "circle flies tend to circle around a horse's rear end. That's why they call 'em circle flies."
The policeman, catching the implication, replies, "Well, that's very interesting. But it strikes me that you might be trying to call me a horse's ass".
"Oh, no sir!" responds the motorist. "No, sir, not at all. I have the utmost respect for law enforcement officers, and would never dream of implying that one of them was a horse's ass. No, sir, I'm terribly sorry if that's how it sounded."
"Admit it you mean it!!," replied the policeman.
"No sir!," the motorist continued, "but there's just no fooling those circle flies, is there?"
"Circle flies sure are bad this year, aren't they?" says the motorist.
"But I've never heard of a circle fly before. What's that?" ask the policeman.
"Well," the motorist responds, "circle flies tend to circle around a horse's rear end. That's why they call 'em circle flies."
The policeman, catching the implication, replies, "Well, that's very interesting. But it strikes me that you might be trying to call me a horse's ass".
"Oh, no sir!" responds the motorist. "No, sir, not at all. I have the utmost respect for law enforcement officers, and would never dream of implying that one of them was a horse's ass. No, sir, I'm terribly sorry if that's how it sounded."
"Admit it you mean it!!," replied the policeman.
"No sir!," the motorist continued, "but there's just no fooling those circle flies, is there?"
5 comments:
good one.. nice!
hmmm... sounds like faking only :P
Ha! H a! H a! s o f u n n y ! ! !
Hmmm... let me think back. Nope, I didnt edit ur comment Wingz. R u ok Wingz ? This is so unlike u. No more vulgar.
lol ... u ahhhh, Karen. Early morning made me laugh.
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