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Monday, August 15, 2005

Joke Of The Day : Hold It

John and Karen are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up, but then Karen stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." John says "WHAT?!!" & realise that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

The next day John takes Karen shopping at a big department store. He walks around and had her try on a very expensive outfits and then tells his wife, "We'll take it".

Next they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. Finally they go to the Jewelry Department and get diamond earrings. Karen is so excited. She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."

John says, "No, honey we're not going to BUY all this stuff." Karen's face goes blank. "No honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."

2 comments:

Eluzai said...

lol good one.. next time think twice before saying "i dont feel like it"

dizzyguy73 said...

Tina - Yeah agreed! Dont feel like it also must DO!!!

Karen - yeah, I recorded everything. The cds will be available in the market soon ;)

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