Joke Of The Day : Golf Game

Tina & Karen were playing golf one sunny morning. As Karen hit the ball, they watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward Mr Rojak who is playing at the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit Mr Rojak, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground, and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. Karen rushed down to Mr Rojak and immediately began to apologize.

She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," Mr Rojak replied breathlessly & still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But Karen persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?"

To which Mr Rojak replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."