Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful big breasted nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the monks until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.
Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and bent over to pick up the bell and then, all the other bells started to ring..........
The beautiful model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the monks until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.
Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and bent over to pick up the bell and then, all the other bells started to ring..........
6 comments:
argh !!! i was going to post this one !!!! you beat me to it !!! damn!!
wingz - wohhh hohohoooo! Sorry man! U r late! :D
tina - eh, more jokes la! Can chip in some ka? :P
Will email them to you.
errr... need to pay u loyalty ka?
lol..no ais kosong and roti canai will do.
expensive la tina. Now roti canai & ais kosong also naik harga *sigh* Our nation is heading towards inflation.
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