Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following conversation began:
First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. My wife made me promise that'll paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing. My wife made me promise that I'd build her a new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! My wife made me promise that I'd rebuilt the entire kitchen for her next weekend."
After the three men have taken their goes, they realise that the fourth guy has not said a word. "So what's the deal? What did you have to promise to do to be able to come golfing this weekend?
Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am. After the alarm wakes me up, I shut it off, give the wife a nudge and ask: "Golf Course or Intercourse?" And she says, "Don't forget to wear your sweater."
First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. My wife made me promise that'll paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing. My wife made me promise that I'd build her a new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! My wife made me promise that I'd rebuilt the entire kitchen for her next weekend."
After the three men have taken their goes, they realise that the fourth guy has not said a word. "So what's the deal? What did you have to promise to do to be able to come golfing this weekend?
Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am. After the alarm wakes me up, I shut it off, give the wife a nudge and ask: "Golf Course or Intercourse?" And she says, "Don't forget to wear your sweater."
6 comments:
Bravo! he is so smart
a blog reader
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funny!
LoL! But research has proven that wives become more demanding for sex and the average married males don't give enough after marriage. ;P
dannyfoo,
maybe this one got too much sex leh?? kekekeke :)
good one Joe! :)
PMS lark
muaaahhh hahaha. Hey everybody, I think Wingz know best. He got experience la :D
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