OK Amber, this post is for you since you are asking about kukujiao :P
Guys, don't kill me ok. It's just a joke. Laughther's the best medicine right?
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A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."
Guys, don't kill me ok. It's just a joke. Laughther's the best medicine right?
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A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."
6 comments:
wuah cilaka lu !!!! you selling out your own kind for Amber !!!! TRAITOR !!!!
wingz - ssshhhhh!! not so loud. Later my sweetheart will misunderstood la. Cilakak!
ray7 - OMG! OMG!!! I'm floating on air *blush* Thanks Ray. U r not pretty good urself. I'm a new reader of urs too.
surfnux - viagra eh? machine gun? *tsk tsk tsk* Nanti terus 6 feet underground.
oi dizzy itu RAY is saying hte smae thing everywhere la ... dun perasan LOL!
lliiiiiuuuuuuuuu!!! !@#$%^&
Wasted my energy floating on air!
Hahahaha, dizzy you are definitely crazy but funny! ;p Balls are for decoration only, muahahahah!!!! Good one! ;)
ok Amber, tat satisfied your kukujiao curiosity lor rite? :P
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