An Welshman, an Irishman, and Sharon Stone, are sitting close to each other in a train. The train enters a tunnel and the lights go out. There is a kissing noise, followed by the sound of a slap. The lights returned, and the Welshman is rubbing his red cheek.
Sharon Stone was thinking "The Welshman must've tried to kiss the Irishman, and he got a slap from the Irishman".
The Welshman was thinking "The Irishman must've tried to kiss Sharon Stone, she went to slap him, but missed and got me..."
And the Irishman was thinking "This is great! Everytime we go into a tunnel, I just make kissing noises, and I get to hit a Welshman!!"
Sharon Stone was thinking "The Welshman must've tried to kiss the Irishman, and he got a slap from the Irishman".
The Welshman was thinking "The Irishman must've tried to kiss Sharon Stone, she went to slap him, but missed and got me..."
And the Irishman was thinking "This is great! Everytime we go into a tunnel, I just make kissing noises, and I get to hit a Welshman!!"
4 comments:
Where the heck did the Englishman come from?
eiiikk!! yeah, how he sneaked in huh? Darn me!! Thanks man, I've repost it.
song lyrics : "When Irish eyes are smiling, Sure, 'tis like the morn in Spring. In the lilt of Irish laughter.You can hear the angels sing. When Irish hearts are happy, All the world seems bright and gay.And when Irish eyes are smiling, Sure, they steal your heart away."
and yea! they hit the Welsh too..lol
:D
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