A grade school teacher gave the assignment to her class, that each student should think of a story and then a moral for that story to share with the class the next day.
Little Tina raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every weekend we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." The teacher asks for the moral of the story and Tina replies, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."
Next little Judy offers to tell her story and she says, "Well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched." The teacher asks for the moral of the story and Judy replies, "Don't count your eggs before they're hatched."
Finally it's little Karen's turn and she says, "My uncle Joe fought in the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a machine gun, and a case of beer. On the way down he drank all the beers. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 50 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot all of them with his machine gun. Non survived."
The teacher looks in shock at Karen and asks if there is possibly any moral to her story and Karen replies, "Don't mess with uncle Joe when he's been drinking."
Little Tina raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every weekend we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." The teacher asks for the moral of the story and Tina replies, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."
Next little Judy offers to tell her story and she says, "Well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched." The teacher asks for the moral of the story and Judy replies, "Don't count your eggs before they're hatched."
Finally it's little Karen's turn and she says, "My uncle Joe fought in the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a machine gun, and a case of beer. On the way down he drank all the beers. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 50 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot all of them with his machine gun. Non survived."
The teacher looks in shock at Karen and asks if there is possibly any moral to her story and Karen replies, "Don't mess with uncle Joe when he's been drinking."
3 comments:
chehhh... just once only ma.
How about this:
There was this man who simply ADORED green. So he painted his house green, his car green and even himself green!
One day, the green man was having a shower in his green bathroom, when someone pressed on his green doorbell.
"RRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!"
In a hurry to answer the door, the green man took a green towel nearby and wrapped the towel around his waist.
He ran to the door and opened it. It was a woman. The man was shocked and acciently dropped his towel. The woman saw the man's "assets" and screamed, and ran across the road in shock. Halfway across the road, she got knocked down by a car.
Moral of the story?
Don't cross the road when the GREEN MAN is FLASHING.
Gina - :P
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