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Sunday, September 25, 2005

Joke Of The Day : Step On Duck

3 women die together and go to heaven. St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven... don't step on the ducks". So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on... very tall, tanned, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

8 comments:

Tina said...

i'll be careful not to step on a duck when i get there.. they might chain me to u...lmao!!

Keith said...

i was jus wonderin what'd happen if i step on Tina?
hey Tina why dont ya update yer blog?

dizzyguy73 said...

Tina - duhhhh, u ah!

Keith - dont! Else u'll forever tied down to her.

SuRfNuX said...

lol... the 3rd girl must be ugly. hohoho

Karen said...

tina gud one....hahahah!!! i think i will step on as many ducks as i can, cause the duck is Joee!!!

dizzyguy73 said...

Surfnux - ssssshhhhh... not so loud, later Karen angry.

Karen - duhhh, u not scared me tied to u ka?

Karen said...

scared of u..hahahah...roast u then u know la...make roasted duck

dizzyguy73 said...

Woahhhh... so violent. Pitty ur husband at home la

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