Karen decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent huge sum of money and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," Karen said, feeling happy.
After that Karen went into McDonalds for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" Karen said, feeling really good.
While standing at the bus stop Karen asked an old man the same question. He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age. " There was no one around, so Karen said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47. " Stunned, Karen said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonalds."
After that Karen went into McDonalds for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" Karen said, feeling really good.
While standing at the bus stop Karen asked an old man the same question. He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age. " There was no one around, so Karen said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47. " Stunned, Karen said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonalds."
2 comments:
lol! dirty old man!
Tina - indeed he is. His name's Scott.
Karen - weeehooooooooooooo
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