Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, walks up to them, and points to the guy in the middle, shouting, "YOUU!!! Your mom's the best lay in town! HIK!!!"
Everyone expect a fight, but the guy ignores him, and the drunk wanders off and up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says "I just had your mom and it was sweeeettt! hik hikkkkk" Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom even let me---"
Finally the guy interrupts, "Go home, Dad----you're drunk!"
1 comment:
phew! thank goodness it was the son.. lol ..good joke
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