Scott is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Scott a pop quiz, asking: "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?"
Scott says: "I would switch one train to another track."
"What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector.
"Then I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever there," answers Scott.
"What if that's broken too?" challenges the inspector.
"Then," Scott continued, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box."
"What if the phone was busy?"
"In that case," Scott argued, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station."
"What if that had been vandalized?"
"Oh well," said Scott, "in that case I would run into town and get my wife, Karen."
This puzzled the inspector, so he asked, "Why would you do that?"
"Because she has never seen a train crashed."
Scott says: "I would switch one train to another track."
"What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector.
"Then I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever there," answers Scott.
"What if that's broken too?" challenges the inspector.
"Then," Scott continued, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box."
"What if the phone was busy?"
"In that case," Scott argued, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station."
"What if that had been vandalized?"
"Oh well," said Scott, "in that case I would run into town and get my wife, Karen."
This puzzled the inspector, so he asked, "Why would you do that?"
"Because she has never seen a train crashed."
2 comments:
hahaha.. hohohoho.. hehehe.. good joke! another joke!! lol!
Tina - gheeeeezzz
Karen - Yes!
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