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Friday, September 30, 2005

Life's Like That : Got Bomb

I was getting out from the car and the timing was bad. I got bombed by a bird. Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwlllll !!! Darnit! Bluudy fool you bird! If I have gun on my hand, surely you will be history, bluudy fool! I got a big stain at the back of my pink colour shirt. Luckily the atom bomb didn't land on my face or my head. For that, I'll spare your life you bluudy fool bird!

I was the laughing stock for my colleagues. They were looking at me one kind while having their delicious wan tan mee, hakka mee, chicken rice, laksa mee, char kuey teow, yee mee. Most of them advised me to buy TOTO, Magnum, Damacai. DUH!! So suey still can win meh? This is real embarrasing! No thanks to you, you bluudy bird!!!!

6 comments:

Karen said...

wei..why u using bad langguage ah..aiyah...the bird never went to college la..so that fellow dunno where to shit la...u went to college so u should know better than the bird ma...looks like the bird is smarter than u...
hahahahh !!!

dizzyguy73 said...

hahahaaa, u ahhhh. U watch out! Jaga lu.

Keith said...

I really feel sorry for that bird, why dont you put some bird alerts on yer car

dizzyguy73 said...

hmmm... will consider that idea. Thanks man.

Tina said...

wei!! what la u, cursing the bird like hell.. did u know that when a bird shits on u, its supposed to be good luck!! a bird shat on me many years ago when I was visiting a relative in Penang.. at the beach.. a crow happily aimed on my head! i was indeed very embarassed but amazingly after that incident something very good happened....so who knows.. good things may be coming your way too..:)

dizzyguy73 said...

Tina - OMG!!! Tina, is tat u? Finally huh, got time to comment.

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