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Sunday, June 8, 2008

Ah Beng Joke

Ah Beng told his servant: Go and water the plants!
Servant: It's already raining.

Ah Beng : So what? Take an umbrella and go.



Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'

Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.


Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.

Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.


Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610


Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.

Friend: Really, what is he studying.

Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

2 comments:

Eluzai said...

ha! ha! ha! ho! ho! ho! hi! hi! hi!.... aiya pity this ah beng la..

dizzyguy73 said...

heheheee

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