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Friday, October 21, 2005

Joke Of The Day : Love Line

Scott was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, Karen, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future."

Scott readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend."

"That's true," said Scott.

"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"

"Yes," Scott shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?"

"Love line? No, from the calluses and blisters."

2 comments:

Eluzai said...

heheh.. good joke..and karen.. he aint lonely.. believe me!!! lol!

dizzyguy73 said...

Karen - hehehee, I dont believe in palm reading.

Tina - hoi! Ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh

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