Scott and Tim were doing their business in the gents when Scott glanced over and noticed that Tim's penis was twisted like a corkscrew. "Wow, I've never seen one like that before" Scott said.
"Like what?" Tim asked. "All twisted like a pig's tail," Scott said.
"Well, what's yours like?" Tim said. "Straight, like normal," Scott said.
"I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Tim said.
Scott finished what he was doing and started to shakedown his birdy prior to putting it back in his pants. "What did you do that for?" Tim said.
"Shaking off the excess drops, like usual" Scott said.
"Darnit!!!," Tim said. "And all these years I've been wringing it."
"Like what?" Tim asked. "All twisted like a pig's tail," Scott said.
"Well, what's yours like?" Tim said. "Straight, like normal," Scott said.
"I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Tim said.
Scott finished what he was doing and started to shakedown his birdy prior to putting it back in his pants. "What did you do that for?" Tim said.
"Shaking off the excess drops, like usual" Scott said.
"Darnit!!!," Tim said. "And all these years I've been wringing it."
5 comments:
wei! scott is gonna knock your head and tim is gonna puncture your car tyres. i'll be helping them do it.. lol!
Your below post on WE LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU. - now i understand how u understand what we understand. hehe..
Tina - will be waiting for u all with my M16 machine gun.
Tina - Thanks, u just confused me
Karen - u shld be able to comment wat, coz u r more hamsap than me ;)
First, want to comment about the previous post. Actually no comment, just want to let you know I read it.
Now, this post. Like that oso can? No wonder twisted like pig's tail.
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