Karen had gone to her student advisor, Joe for some college course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies.
"Are you feeling OK?" Joe asked.
"Well, to be honest, I have this compulsion to have sex with every man I meet," Karen admitted. "Is there a name for my condition?"
"Why yes, there is," Joe said, as he picked her up and began carrying her to the couch.
...."It's called 'Good News'."