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Sunday, October 23, 2005

Joke Of The Day : Coach

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old baseball players aside and asked,
"Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"So, I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?"

Again the little boy nodded.

He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's bad sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb asshole' isn't it?''

Again the little boy nodded.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your mother."

8 comments:

Tina said...

lol! poor kid!

dizzyguy73 said...

Yeahhhh.. tat kid was walking toward her mummy, Karen.

Keith said...

i was jus wonderin if u were the boy!

dizzyguy73 said...

:P Tat's me, walking to Karen :D

Karen said...

u?? my kid??? somethin wrong somewhere !!! Must be tina's dead squirel's ghost coming to u in your dream...

dizzyguy73 said...

hoi !! leave tat poor squirrel alone k ?

Tina said...

wei! leave that squirrel alone.. its dead!

dizzyguy73 said...

Yeah Karen! Leave d poor fella alone.

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