Little girl, Karen, approach her Kindergarten teacher and say that she found a frog lying still on the playground.
The teacher asked, "Well, is it dead or alive?"
Karen said, "I think it's dead.
"The teacher asked, "How do you know?"
Karen said, "I pissed in its ear".
The teacher said "YOU DID WHAT?"
Karen said, "You know, I went to his ear and said,'PSST!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead."