Where it goes ?

Well, it is said that, instead of putting the government into subsidising the toll again, the billions of ringgit fund could be used to improve the existing infrastructure.

I think I heard of this last time when the they increased the petrol price. Nevertheless, don't know what infrastructure they have improved thus so far. Do you have any idea?

Pork Mee

* sllluuurrrrrrrrrpppppppppsssssssss*

Not ngam you ah Karen. Ok Tina, will belanja, if we ever meet. Can be found nearby Armada ;)

JB.. here I come

Woke up at 4.30am. Packing done yesterday. Don't like to do last minute preparation. Better be safe than sorry. Taxi arrived sharp at 5.15 as instructed. That fella was driving at 130kph. I think his wife is waiting for him on bed as he keeps getting few calls. Getting highhHHH I think! Dunggu!

Reached KLIA. WTF !!! Such a long queue. Aha!! Only 2 counters opened!!! No wonder ler! Waited for 5 minutes. Aiyoohh, why lah why lah ? Why am I so... so.. errr, what's the word ah? Went straight to without baggage checked in counter. Less than a minute kautim!

Bought Mc Egg & boot up laptop! Weehooo!! Free Internet! Apa lagi? Blog lah. If not you think you can see this post meh? But the speed ahh... sux!

Check Jeff Ooi blog. WTF !!! We got surprise waiting for us again on 1st Jan!! Bluudy tol hike!! 60% increased? WFT !!!

Wait for a bigger surprise! Fuel increased! What a way to start a new year for Malaysian.

Semuanye OK ?

Update:
Flight delayed for 2 long hours due to poor visibility at Senai airport. Darn it!

What A View

A view at the back of the house .... green & fresh.
Background is Gunung Keriang.

Petrol Price - Jan 1, 2007

Heard there will be another hike on petrol price on Jan 1? Anyone can confirm this ah?

Nice View

Ahhhhhh, nice view from the top.

Short Joke - 5

Karen to her teenage daughter: "I think this is the right time we should talk about sex."

Daughter (Excitingly) : "Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know."

Karen : *faints*

Short Joke - 4

Teacher: "u know the importance of period?"

Kid: "Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away."

Looks like a factory ain't it ? Tyre factory?
No of course not ! Its Padi Muzeum.

Tremor At PJ ?

A friend in PJ (near Hilton), told me a short while ago, she felt tremor while on her 19th floor office building. OMG!


Update :
Short few seconds tremor around 12 something

Rice Ball

Yum yummmm... special right ? Delicious. Yup! Malacca rice ball.
Suppose to snap some pictures of the 'satay celup', but was too busy eating :P

Unique

Look at this guy house. At first glance, it looks like a house in a middle of a jungle.
Decoration, fences uniquely done. That fella must have spent fortune for that kinda landscape.

Gunung Keriang

Captured using Sony Ericsson K610i - Gunung Keriang.
From far, many says it resembles an elephant shape.
Ohh, you can find lots of crystal here too.

KL Tower?

No laaa... looks like only. It's actually Telekom Tower. Where ? Up north lor.

Snap this from Tina's home. Errr... nice 'dog' Tina.

She Will Be Missed

Injury from the terrible accident has cost her life. Nevertheless, she don't have to feel the suffering & pain anymore. She will be well taken care of, up there.

Rest in peace ...

That One

It's great to have somene close to your heart everyday.
Someone you can talk to when you needed one.
Someone to share your laughter & great news.
Someone to share your sadness & when you feeling down.
Someone who will morally support you all the way till the end.

I found that someone. You?

Beer ?

Beer anyone ? I know Karen sure love this. Oii Karen, that's not my friend 'Surf' k ?

What's In Your Email Account

So much can be done if you have an Google account.

You can :-

• Email.... we are talking about lots of email & storage space given. Don't you just love that ?
  

• You can sign in to your blog account.

• Don't have MS Words or Excel ? Fear not, coz Google provides you an online version of word processing & spreadsheet. Sign in to your mail & simply click on the link to begin. You can saved your docs in these formats; Words, OpenOffice, PDF, etc. Need to revise the docs? No problem ! Google let you trace the revision history. Now the best part, you can published your docs online. Yeah! Just imagine, publish your resume online. Prospective employer can grab it there. Don't missed out the powerful 'colaboration' features!

• Yep! You can keep your appointments, schedules online with Calender. Access your appointment online anywhere in the world - that's if you have access to Internet. You can share your calender as well as view calender belongs to others, provided permission is assigned. One thing missing though - Google doesn't provide a feature to import calender created from other application. Nevertheless, there are other cool features in the Calender.
  
  

Now that has changed the way we do things, don't you think so ?
That's what I called "innovative".
Google... the power to innovate!

Short Joke - 3

Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies, "No, It means , With Idiot For Ever !!!"

Short Joke - 2

What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

Short Joke - 1

Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother"

Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

Don't Use 4 Letter Words

Aiyahhh, why do people have to say f**k when they got frustrated? Is there no other words that can be use meh? Shit ! No no, better don't use that, cause everyday we are seing shit. Shit in toilet, dealing with shit head boss & shitty company. Enough of shit! There are many other choices ma, like "Shark!", "My Lord!", "Basket!", "Kuku cau!"

Animal To Watch P o r n

Even animal watch porn do you know that ? Don't believe ah? Check out The Sun paper today - pg 13. What the zoo fella trying to do is, to encourage the male to breed lah! What do you have in mind earlier huh? Duh !

Homeless Woman

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked

"No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this at a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS? I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well, I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight", said the woman.

The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine."

NirSOFT

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Need an uninstall tool ?

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SEX & how you like it ?

Hwuahhh, got this from ScreenShot. Go there to read more about it. The paper is in trouble.
At the mean time, how do you like it ? :P

No Courtesy Drivers

What has happened to Malaysian drivers? Seems that, majority of them has lost something - 'courteous'. Can't they stop & let the pitty old man & lady to cross the road? Just step on the break only mah, won't delay their journey that much what !

If the RD magazine conduct another survey on 'drivers courtesy on the road', Malaysia will top the list again. *sigh*

Kids & Sweets

* About to leave to work when suddenly little niece ran to the gate *

Niece : "Don't forget to buy me sweetssss".

Me : "Ok, but you must not make grandma angry & must eat a lot of rice today!"

Niece : "Emmmm..."

Me : Saw a mentos sweet in car. Gave to little niece.

Niece : Surprised & so happy, immediately ran to the back to tell grandma.

Me : "Wei !! Say what ?"

Niece : Emergency break & gostan ran back to me & say "thankkkk youuuuuuuuu...". Immediately ran back to grandma.

MC

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GONE after lunch!

A colleague of my went for lunch, just like ordinary day. Left his laptop on the table as usual. Upon back from lunch, he got a shocked of his life.

LAPTOP gone!!!

According to some sources, 2 outsiders came into the office during lunch time. Main suspect ! Police report made. Hopefully the CCTV recording able to help & the guard actually taken down their details before they are allowed to enter the office permises.

Anyone of you using laptop, beware ! Easily gone in a matter of second!

Politicians...

Hey! What happened to the AP issue ah? Already put to rest ka? What's the conclusion? Anyone got fired ka?

And what's the conclusion for the latest 'palace' issue ?

Loose Weight

Help!!! I have gained 4 kg in just one week. What's the fastest way to loose weight? Any contributor? Errr, no thanks Karen, I don't wanna buy those expensive diet products.

Global Warming!!!

The last three belongs to Surf, Tina & Karen

Firefox 2 Is Out

Rediscover the Web with Mozilla Firefox 2. Go grab it here ...

On separate note, Tina got aiyo yo Sammy in her house ? Check it out here ...

No road blocks?

I heard there will be no road blocks on the highway during the festives season ka ? If there's true, I will drive like kena mad cow disease man!

What about the speed limit ? Still at 120kph or 80kph? Anyone heard of anything ?

Dunggu Man Dunggu Woman

This friend of my, Cat, I tell you, if I can ah, I will knock her head so hard that she will see a bunglow coming out from her knucko head. I think ah, her head not big enough la. It's very clear this guy is using her to do all his work & making a fool out of her, but Cat still letting him to continue doing what he loves to do to her. Leaving her aside when he don't need her help. Arrgghh!!! WAKE UP CAT !!! WAKE UPPPPP !!!!

Come help me instead la! Come wash my toilet! Karen's toilet also needs to be clean. Very dirty there.

Haze Again

Pics taken 10th Oct, 8.10am.
Hmm..., we need more rains.

But it seems like this morning, 11th Oct, condition has improved.

Nuclear ohhhh nuclear

N.Korea & its nuclear test again??? Many called it 'provocation'. So who's gonna do something about it ? US ? N.Korea must be saying "so what ? don't like ah? come beat me up lor. U dare to attack me mah come lorrr". Now this sounds more like 'provocation' rite? hehehe...

Yumm

Ahhhhh, so full !

Meehoon mixed with mee goreng. Added with telur goreng & sambal. Of course, not forgotten a nice small glass of nescafe tarik.

Been having since the past few weeks. That explained the weight gainned.

Haze

Haze ! Haze haze ! Everywhere haze !

Pic taken on the 7th Oct. Not my camera phone no good or blur, but that's the haze.

Those fella still talking what to do about it. Wonder when they are start going to do something about it.

A 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical check. A few days later, the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Old man replied, "Just doing what you said, doc, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"

The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'"

Forgetful

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly".

The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"

The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns. "

"Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled,
"Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

Aids Warning

Warning ! Warning !

This just in.

Senior citizens are the nation's leading carriers of Aids !


Hearing Aids.

Band Aids.

Rol Aids.

Walking Aids.

Medical Aids.

Government Aids.

Most of all, monetary aid to their kids!

Huiiiyoohhh...



















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Spice Girls

Still remember those girls ka? Yeahhh, the popular Spice Girls. They are from UK if not mistaken. Malaysia also got one ma... but is Spice Girl lahh, without the 's'. Don't believe ah? Scroll down ...

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Ah Pek ohhh Ah Pek

~ nearing traffic light, the light turned RED ! Ah Pek did not stop & continue driving. ~

* looking at the rear mirror, Ah Pek saw a traffic police signal him to pull over *


Ah Pek : haiyahhhhhh... cimaiiiiiiiiii. Kena liaoooo

P : ~walking toward Ah Pek~ Encik, tadi tak nampak lampu merah ka ?

Ah Pek : Ala nampak!

P : Habis kenapa masih jalan ???

Ah Pek : Saya ala nampak lampu merah, tapi tak ala nampak u maaa...

P : !@#$%&^

Backup? What Backup?

Got a shocked! A colleague went on leave & I'm taking over his tasks for weeks. The company has all the proper facility to backup its business critical data. The datas are being backup everyday. Just found out, TWO of the servers datas are not been backup since July 2005 !!! Everyday they changed the backup tape, assuming all the datas has been transferred to the tape ! Goodness! Wonder what will happened if the servers crashed!

Hamsap Story

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body... you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.

Finally I went to sleep.

Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail,only the twisted sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget you.

Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you.......


You

darn

mosquitoes.......




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Kisses

*A letter of Husband to Wife:*

Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses...
You are my sweetheart.

Your husband
Allen.



*His Wife replied back after some days to her Husband:*

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 french kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 french kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three french kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some 'extra' items.....
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart.

Kapal

A doctor has some urgent matter coming up. He calls his orderly, Kapal, and tells him "Kapal, I have to go off for the afternoon, we don't want to close the clinic, can you take care of our patients ?"

"Yes, sir......" answers Kapal.

The doctor returns the next day and asks: "So Kapal, how did it go ?"

Kapal tells him he took care of 3 patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him PANADOL."

"Nice one Kapal, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had fever and I gave him PANADOL, sir" says Kapal.

"Bravo Kapal, and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, it was almost 5 pm. I was about to close. Suddenly the door opened and a woman entered like flame, she undressed herself and lied down on the table and shouted :

HELP ME !!!? I have not seen any man for 5 years !!! "

" . . . . .? and what did you do, Kapal?" the doctor gets very curious. "Not Panadol, but an injection I believe."

"No sir......" answers Kapal. "I can't do that, it won't solve the problem. I give her exactly what she needs !"

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New Style

Was having dinner. Saw this guy sitting infront of me. Is that a new trend of wearing pants? With butt partially visible?
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Arrow goes forward only after pulling it to backward.

Bullet goes forward only after pressing the trigger backward.

Every human being will get happy only after facing the difficulties in their life path...

So do not afraid to face difficulties,

They will push you forward.

Work Phone

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.

Gone... but not forgotten

Grandpa passed away peacefully at the age of 91 on 9th Sept. Lots of people came to pay their last respect. He has more than 60 over grandsons & daughters. Hundreds over relatives. The burial was yesterday.

Rest in peace grandfather...

I have a question here.

We have been advised to raised the 'Jalur Gemilang' in conjunction with the Merdeka Day to show our patriotism & love for the country. It has been few days since we celebrated Merdeka Day, shall we continue to raised the flag or take it down? What's your thought?

Was in Prai since Monday. Will be here for a week.

Oh boy! I thought KL is the only place we all can find majority of bad drivers. Looks like this place is not spared. Drivers overtake in double lines. Sumore in bad traffic congestion. Cut queue! Argh!!

DZ will be away from 29th August until 3rd September 2006 . . .

* after workout, in the gym changing room...

DZ : aiyoohhhh, y they don't cover it & walk to the shower la, although the shower very near onlyyyy... goodness.

Thambi : deiii, nothing wrong wat. What's there to be shy off?

DZ : hello thambi! Should be private & don't let anyone see ma. They don't called it "Private Part" for no apparent reason!

Thambi : . . . . . . .

Whatever you give to life, it gives you back;

Do not hate anybody;

The hatred which comes out from you will someday comes back to you;

Love others. And love will come back to you.

User Profile Hive Cleanup service

Say what? Don't ask me, Microsoft name it such a way. Go wallap them.

What I know is, this tool is able to somehow make your pc shutdown faster (if you are using Windows NT, 2000, 2003, XP).

Where to download ? Click here lorrrrrrrr...

If you need further reading, click here also lorrrrrrr...

See Or Not ?

First it was the Advertising Award, then now the Fumigation Award. Hmm, do you see what I see?

Topless Parade

Do you know in Auckland, Australia, they have topless parade of female porn stars on motorbikes travelled in a convo down the city. And this seems like a yearly event.

When are they coming down to KL to do parade eh ??? *slurrrpppsssss*
Trying to imagine Karen on the motorbike. heheheee

Check out The Sun today, page 19.

23/8 .... flying off to JB .... one day trip ...


Updates :-
23/8 0630hrs
Sitting in Mc D enjoying my breakfast. Didn't know I can get free Internet access here. Karen must be thinking I'm a jungle man.

24/8
23/8 3.15pm was at the Senai airport. Internet have to pay. *sighhhhhhh*

Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow;

Sometimes we must fail in order to know;

Sometimes we must lose in order to gain;

Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain

Shutdown Pro

* PC shutdown very slow (out from toilet pangsai pc still shutting down) ?

* Need a tool to shutdown / logoff / hibernate / standby your pc when you are not around ?

Download "Shutdown PRO" here.

Dont Married A Career Woman

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There is a story told about a cat who discovered that happiness was in his tail. He kept trying over and over to get it, but all he could do was run around in circles. Exhausted and frustrated, with this endless pursuit,, he eventually stopped. And then, he discovered that if he'd just go on about his life then it would follow him wherever he went.

Fountain of Youth

. . . over the air waves . . .

Guess who found the fountain of youth???

David Copperfield!!! Yeahh the great illusionist!

That means, Karen can look young & sweet again!!! Yeahhh!!!

Don't Look At Naked Lady

Boy 1 : Why do you run from a naked lady ?

Boy 2 : Because my mom said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turned into stone. A part of me is getting hard already.

'Serial Rapist' nabbed

... excerpt frm theSun, 16th Aug, page 4...

"12-year-old girl was walking alone to her school when a man in a car approached her in pretext to ask for direction. He forced her into his car & took her to a flat where she was raped & sodomised. Before fleeing, he took the girl RM5 allowance & a text book. "

*sigh* This inhumane moran man animal should be put to sleep. If that's impossible, circumcise him twice or better still, chop it off & fried it & feed it to Karen's cat.

What's the lesson to learn here ?

Once upon a time, in a village a man appeared who announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for RM10. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys, went out in the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at RM10. As supply started to diminish and villagers started to stop their effort, he announced that now he would buy at RM20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.
The offer rate increased to RM25 and the supply of monkeys became so that it was an effort to even see a monkey let alone catch it. The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at RM50!

However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of the man. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at RM35 and when the man comes back, you can sell it to him for RM50."

The villagers squeezed up with all their savings to buy the monkeys. Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!!!

The end...


OK, so what's the lesson to be learn here?

Difficult Life Without Money

Do these questions ever occur to you ?

1. How much savings do you have up till today ?

2. If you lost your job today, how much of those savings can last you?

3. Do you know how much of those savings you need to fork out to pay it off?

4. If you couldn't get a job within 3 to 6 months, do you have any backup plan?

5. If you really in financial difficulty, who are the people who will be in your list to ask for help?

Got Nailed

Darnit, darnit, darnit NAIL !!! Just last few months got nailed in the front tyre, today another one at the back. It cost me a huge RM5 !!!

Wonder it was a doing of someone. First suspect - Karen ! Second suspect - Tina !

Power Blackout At Saloon

Tina was having her hair done, out of sudden, the saloon power blackout !
I don't have the exact picture of how her hair like after the incident, but Karen email me a picture, which somehow shows a resemblance of her hair.

Scroll down to view . . .

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Where Do You Want To Go?

Call it a 'vision', 'mission', 'goals' or whatever you want. It is like driving a car - you need to know your destination & plan your journey. Fire up that engine & there after, your journey will be much pleasant. Check out this CEO blog. Click here.

Handphone Hazard

Beware ! While handphone is one of the most important item today, it's also one of the dirtiest. Bacteria from our mouth, ear and hands get transferred to the handphone during normal usage. Get ready for this - according to a researcher, the phone is dirtier than even the toilet seat !!!

Ok ! So now what to do ? Read this for more infor.

WORK SMART

Many years ago in a small Indian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful daughter. So he proposed a bargain.

He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the proposal. So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let providence decide the matter. He told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag. Then the girl would have to pick one pebble from the bag.

1) If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her father's debt would be forgiven.

2) If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven.

3) But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into jail.

They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the farmer's field. As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two black pebbles and put them into the bag. He then asked the girl to pick a pebble from the bag. Now, imagine that you were standing in the field. What would you have done if you were the girl? If you had to advise her, what would you have told her?

Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:
1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.

2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag and expose the money-lender as a cheat.

3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order to save her father from his debt and imprisonment.

Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with the hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral and logical thinking. The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with traditional logical thinking. Think of the consequences if she chooses the above logical answers.
What would you recommend to the Girl to do?

Well, here is what she did ....

The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.
"Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I picked." Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had picked the white one. And since the money-lender dared not admit his dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into an extremely advantageous one.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Most complex problems do have a solution. It is only that we don't attempt to think. Start your day with this thought provoking story and have a nice day.
DONT WORK HARD...... "WORK SMART"

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Will be back on Tuesday 8th Aug.

Weehooooo....

Deceiving Portrait

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex."

"But you are not wearing any of those things," replied the artist.

"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."

Water & You

Why is water crucial to our body system ?

Why do they keep asking you to drink more water ?

Can you look much younger by drinking lots of water ?

What's the recommendation for water consumption per day ?

Find out all about it here . . .

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Ever feel someone or something following you, especially when you are walking alone, at night? An eerie feeling! Shiver when it's not windy at all?


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When you are suppose to be on bed alone, you felt a strong presence of a medium. Where? Sleeping beside you. Slowly, you turn to check it out, you swear you saw something, before it vanished into thin air...


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Washing your hair, out of a sudden, you smell blood & you felt that you are being watched & it's getting closer & closer to you.


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While you were having dinner, unpleasant smell.... stench, coming out from nowhere. Oppss! Wait ! That must be Karen farting ! Pooutt poouuutttt !!!

Keep Your PC Error Free

Use this tool to keep your PC running smooth and error free. Download "HDCleaner" here.

Two Moons ?

Anyone? Please verify below ! True or not ?

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FYI, don't miss out the greatest opportunity and enjoy that moments with your kids and family. Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye.This will cultimate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287.

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