An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex.""But you are not wearing any of those things," replied the artist.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
4 comments:
geez.. lol! good joke.. errr.. that pic beside your joke.. is that u? kah kah kah!!!
That's Karen la! Duhhh...
very funny la !!!
Of coz la, tat's u wat .
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