Joke Of The Day : Goodbye Mother

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently." "I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?" "Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' ? It would make me feel so much better." "Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!" As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.

"How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

Life's Like That : Got MyKad

At last! The wait is over! Got my MyKad! The pic did not turn out as bad as I've thought. Phew! Hair and beard nicely taken. The back of the card printed "Touch n Go", "ATM", "64K Chip" and even "MEPS CASH". Huuuwaahhhhh, wah lan ehhhhhhhhhh, so canggih!. So I asked the officer.

"Butiran lesen memandu ada kat dalam?" [transalation - Driving license particulars in the card].
"Ya, betul Encik" [translation - Yes].
"Ohh bagus, jadi sekarang tak payah bawak lesen memandu la?" [translation - I don't have to bring separate driving license anymore?]
"Ehhh tidak, kena bawak jugak" [translation - Still needed].

I was liked - "HUH?! Canggih my ass!!!".

Joke Of The Day : Gift For Teacher

On the last day of term, all the children brought presents for their teacher.

The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!" "That's right!" shouted the little boy.

Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!" "That's right!" shouted the little girl.

The next gift was from Johny, the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine Johny?" she asked.
"No," Johny answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," again little Johny replied.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
Johny replied, "A puppy!"

Joke Of The Day : Barbie

Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realised that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the shopping mall, ran to the toy store and said to the saleswoman, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"

In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $100, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $120, Barbie Goes Shopping for $150, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $180, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $200, and Divorced Barbie for $800".

"So why is the Divorced Barbie $800?" asks Ralph. "Well that's obvious" says the saleswoman "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture...."

Work Of The Day : No Increment

Ha! I knew it ! See, I told you so ! It didn't materialise after all. During lunch, I purposely strike up a conversation with my colleagues who was so confident last time. Guess what they said? Look at the pic below.

Work Of The Day : PPS Bandwidth Issue

If you have PPS buttons or banners on your site directly linked to PPS, you can partially help to reduced the current problem they are facing. Have you done your part yet?

Joke Of The Day : FBI

** The phone rings at FBI headquarters. They answer: "Hello?"
"Hello, is this FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor William is an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his firewood."
"This will be noted."

Next day, the FBI went over to William's house.They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no diamonds, swear at William and leave. The phone rings at William's house. He answers, "Hello."

"Hello, William! Did the FBI come?"
"Yes."
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yes, they did."
"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my vegetable patch ploughed."

Life's Like That : Petrol oh Petrol

*sighhhhhhh* Got another sms "Petrol price increase effective 12am 1st July 2005". What the f*ck!! Felt the previous increased was like just few weeks ago and today, it's another one. Sign of inflation?! Hey! It has been years since I got my raised. Things are getting more expensive these days. If I don't watch my expenses, I'm going to end up eating bread for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Business must have been good for petrol stations owner before 12am. Saw lots of cars queuing up to get their fix. Hello! How much can you save huh? RM5? RM10?

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1/7 - Heard over the radio & confirmed by The Star, government announced there won't be any price increase just yet.