A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!"

The> woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"

Wife : "Very good, thank you."

Husband : "And, what happened to my present?"

Wife : "Which present?"

Husband : "The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"

Wife : "Oh, that. Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"