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Monday, August 27, 2007

The Way You Think

In a class;

Teacher : 3 birds on a tree. 1 got shot, how many left? Anyone can tell me?

Little Tim raised his hand & say "None!"

Teacher : Why did you say that Tim?

Little Tim : Surely the rest of birds flew away.

Teacher : Wrong Tim. 3 minus 1 is equal to 2. But it's ok Tim. I like the way you think.

At the end of the class, teacher treat little Tim an ais cream. Out of sudden, Tim ask Teacher.

Little Tim : Teacher, there's 3 girls eating ais scream. Each with their own style. One girl, swallow the whole ais cream. Another will bite the ais cream. The last girl will suck & lick the ais cream. Out of the 3 girls, how do you know who is married?

Teacher is shocked with the question asked & try to act natural & say "must be the girl who suck & lick the ais cream."

Little Tim : Wrong Teacher. Is the one who wear a wedding ring. But it's ok Teacher. I like the way you think.

3 comments:

Tina said...

ok that woke me up this monday morning. lol!

karen said...

hmmmm....

dizzyguy73 said...

LOL

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