In a class;
Teacher : 3 birds on a tree. 1 got shot, how many left? Anyone can tell me?
Little Tim raised his hand & say "None!"
Teacher : Why did you say that Tim?
Little Tim : Surely the rest of birds flew away.
Teacher : Wrong Tim. 3 minus 1 is equal to 2. But it's ok Tim. I like the way you think.
At the end of the class, teacher treat little Tim an ais cream. Out of sudden, Tim ask Teacher.
Little Tim : Teacher, there's 3 girls eating ais scream. Each with their own style. One girl, swallow the whole ais cream. Another will bite the ais cream. The last girl will suck & lick the ais cream. Out of the 3 girls, how do you know who is married?
Teacher is shocked with the question asked & try to act natural & say "must be the girl who suck & lick the ais cream."
Little Tim : Wrong Teacher. Is the one who wear a wedding ring. But it's ok Teacher. I like the way you think.