Trip Up North

Drove up North with my darling this morning. 4 1/2 hours journey. We talked, joke & share. Smooth journey all the way. Stretch along Tanjung Malim is a bit dangerous though, as the road is narrow & there works are going on.

Stopped by at Bidor. Bought some cookies for darling's mom. Ate wan tan mee with duckling herb soup. Love it, delicious.












Pic taken from Sony Ericsson K610i.

It was raining at certain part of Perak, Penang & Kedah. Nevertheless, the journey was an enjoyable one with my darling, which keep entertaining me & feed me with chocolates & sweets.

Flag ?

Is there anything wrong with the flag ?

Calendar

When I'm back home, usually when I walked past the calendar. I will tear it off to mark the end of the day & welcoming the next day. That has been a habit & become a norm as day goes. Never realised I've torn off over 200+ days of calendar & it's already August!!!

4 more months, it will be bye bye 2007 & Helloooooo 2008.

The Way You Think

In a class;

Teacher : 3 birds on a tree. 1 got shot, how many left? Anyone can tell me?

Little Tim raised his hand & say "None!"

Teacher : Why did you say that Tim?

Little Tim : Surely the rest of birds flew away.

Teacher : Wrong Tim. 3 minus 1 is equal to 2. But it's ok Tim. I like the way you think.

At the end of the class, teacher treat little Tim an ais cream. Out of sudden, Tim ask Teacher.

Little Tim : Teacher, there's 3 girls eating ais scream. Each with their own style. One girl, swallow the whole ais cream. Another will bite the ais cream. The last girl will suck & lick the ais cream. Out of the 3 girls, how do you know who is married?

Teacher is shocked with the question asked & try to act natural & say "must be the girl who suck & lick the ais cream."

Little Tim : Wrong Teacher. Is the one who wear a wedding ring. But it's ok Teacher. I like the way you think.

Fire Fire Fire !!!

This is easy to do, but I think fewer family have this in placed.

Ask yourself these questions; if your home is on fire, do you know what are the things to do? What are the important things to bring along with you? Who should be responsible to guide the eldery, the kids out to safety? Do you even know where you put your keys? Do you actually talk over it with your spouse or family members & draft out an 'exit plan'?

You might say now it's eays, just head to the exit, front or back door. But things will not be as easy as it seems when fire broke out. There will be chaos, smoke, heat, panic, screaming, totally darkness, confuse, searching for keys, directions, etc.

A simple plan drafted today, could save your life tomorrow.

Wet

Minah : Baby, don't shake too hard. It will shoot out.

Atan : Will be great if it shoot!

Minah : I don't wanna get wet.

Atan : I'll try open slower.

Minah : It will get sticky.

Atan : Don't worry darling, it's just a coke.

Drunk

A drunk man was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."

The drunk fella immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."

Got An E-Card?

Of late, I have been getting a lot of e-card from don't know who the hell those fella are. Mind you, those are not the real e-card that you used to send to your friends. In the content of the mail, it give an URL for you to click. But I have never click any of those, as I heard from some sources that, upon clicking on the link, your pc will be infected with unknown sickness (virus lah).

An anti virus company said, hackers has manipulated many pcs out there, which are not being protected by anti virus & patches to send out this kind of e-mails. These pcs controlled by hackers are knowned as 'zombies'. Having said that, is your pc a zombi too? Is it protected by anti virus?

So be afraid! Be very afraid!

Sample of the mail is attached below, with the actual URL removed :

Partner [some will even put 'Wife' / 'Son' / 'Daughter' to make it sounds legitimate] (gloryvesbuckboards@dlpconsultants.co.uk) has created Funny card for you at funnygreetings.net. To see your custom Funny card, simply click on the following link: http://xx.xx.xx.xx/ Send a FREE greeting card from funnygreetings.net whenever you want by visiting us at: This service is provided and hosted by funnygreetings.net.

Hungry G***T Festival

It's August! What that means in Chinese calender? Yup! This is the time mom will advised not to work too late, if possible.

Morning Breakfast Menu

This menu will not be missed from my daily breakfast. Started to take this menu last 2 weeks, when there's a big hoo haa over the arrest of RPK, who dares to speak the truth, nothing but the whole truth. Anyway, I will agree up to a certain extend if people were to argue if what are being written is the whole truth. Well, I have only one thing to say, "you be your own judge".

If you will like to have the menu for breakfast, or anyway you want, be it for lunch, dinner or

supper, here you go -> http://malaysia-today.net/

If God wants to take me off from this world, at this point of time & in the state that I'm in, I think I'll be more willing to go.

Boss Are Like That

It takes many effort & a very long time to pleased your boss,

But it take just minutes for him / her to dislike you.

PDF Spam

Darn! For the past few weeks, been getting a lot of spam. This time spammers will not write anything in the mail content. They will just attached a PDF file. That somehow, will make people curious & launch the attachment. Open already what you see is Stock Market price. Darnit!

Last time those spam mails were asking us to buy viagra lah, pill to make the guys kukubird longer lah, make love longer & satisfied lah, etc. Then it changed its tactic to attaching a picture into the mail to avoid it from being filtered by anti-spam tools. Now this PDF pulak! ISH !!! Spam really that lucrative business eh ? When are they coming up with a plan to recruit people using Multi Level Marketing concept to send spam mails ? Speaking of MLM, Abfund is a big dissapointment. Em-Pay so far, at least is moving, judging from the activities they have done. Check out this sites - IPC Shopping, IMail2u

A friend of my, left her hand bag & her son school bag in the car, without any supervision (must be rushing to the toilet doing big business). As a result, this is what happened to her car. The glass was shattered.

Lesson of the day.... never leave anything in the car, visible to people. Even it's just a plastic bag or school bag, you never know this might happened to you. Better be safe than sorry. Right?

Hold Hand

Ok, here's a question for you.

When you are having a family outing (you, your man & your little kid) together, will you like :-

a. your man to hold the little kid hand; or

b. your man hold your hand, you hold your little kid hand; or

c. your man hold your hand, while his other hand hold the little kid.

Choose & why you choose that ?

Dinner

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

Banana

Little Kid Ambition

Teacher: What do you want to become?

Johnny: Doctor !!

Teacher: Why?

Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

Collapse of a bridge

Heard of the Minneapolis bridge tradegy? Even there are annual inspection being conducted, yet this still happened. Accident can happen anytime, no matter where you are. But the question I will like to ask you here is, do you know what to do, just incase this happened in Malaysia, while you were on a bridge? How will you react? Who & what number will you dial first?

Think about it.

You can run, but you can't hide

You can run, but you can't hide. How true is this statement? Have you ever been in that situation? When it comes to problem, everyone will have problem/s of their own. We can run away, but not for long. We definately can't hide from problem.

Pau

Pau! I just love eating one of this. Yesterday night, I bought few of these home for mom & myself. While eating the pau,

Mom : "You know, I heard over the radio, some time ago, a lady selling pau was jailed as the ingredient she used to make pau was human flesh".

Me : ... gluurrrpppp & stares at my pau content.

Research Finding

Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!

10pm Closed

Have you heard about the Petrol Dealers Association proposal to the government ? Now you better pump petrol before 10pm because they going to close by that time. And if you are using credit card to buy petrol, get ready to be charged 1% commission.

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On separate note, Tina, hope your dad is recovering well. Take care.

Google A Calculator??

Wow!! Never thought of this. If you have no calculator in hand? No worries, just launch your browser & go to http://www.google.com

Now try this. Key in 999+1 and hit ENTER key. Got it ?
Try key in this 20% of 100 and hite ENTER key. Wow!!!
Other function you can use, click here.