DZ will be away from 29th August until 3rd September 2006 . . .

* after workout, in the gym changing room...

DZ : aiyoohhhh, y they don't cover it & walk to the shower la, although the shower very near onlyyyy... goodness.

Thambi : deiii, nothing wrong wat. What's there to be shy off?

DZ : hello thambi! Should be private & don't let anyone see ma. They don't called it "Private Part" for no apparent reason!

Thambi : . . . . . . .

Whatever you give to life, it gives you back;

Do not hate anybody;

The hatred which comes out from you will someday comes back to you;

Love others. And love will come back to you.

User Profile Hive Cleanup service

Say what? Don't ask me, Microsoft name it such a way. Go wallap them.

What I know is, this tool is able to somehow make your pc shutdown faster (if you are using Windows NT, 2000, 2003, XP).

Where to download ? Click here lorrrrrrrr...

If you need further reading, click here also lorrrrrrr...

See Or Not ?

First it was the Advertising Award, then now the Fumigation Award. Hmm, do you see what I see?

Topless Parade

Do you know in Auckland, Australia, they have topless parade of female porn stars on motorbikes travelled in a convo down the city. And this seems like a yearly event.

When are they coming down to KL to do parade eh ??? *slurrrpppsssss*
Trying to imagine Karen on the motorbike. heheheee

Check out The Sun today, page 19.

23/8 .... flying off to JB .... one day trip ...


Updates :-
23/8 0630hrs
Sitting in Mc D enjoying my breakfast. Didn't know I can get free Internet access here. Karen must be thinking I'm a jungle man.

24/8
23/8 3.15pm was at the Senai airport. Internet have to pay. *sighhhhhhh*

Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow;

Sometimes we must fail in order to know;

Sometimes we must lose in order to gain;

Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain

Shutdown Pro

* PC shutdown very slow (out from toilet pangsai pc still shutting down) ?

* Need a tool to shutdown / logoff / hibernate / standby your pc when you are not around ?

Download "Shutdown PRO" here.

Dont Married A Career Woman

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There is a story told about a cat who discovered that happiness was in his tail. He kept trying over and over to get it, but all he could do was run around in circles. Exhausted and frustrated, with this endless pursuit,, he eventually stopped. And then, he discovered that if he'd just go on about his life then it would follow him wherever he went.

Fountain of Youth

. . . over the air waves . . .

Guess who found the fountain of youth???

David Copperfield!!! Yeahh the great illusionist!

That means, Karen can look young & sweet again!!! Yeahhh!!!

Don't Look At Naked Lady

Boy 1 : Why do you run from a naked lady ?

Boy 2 : Because my mom said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turned into stone. A part of me is getting hard already.

'Serial Rapist' nabbed

... excerpt frm theSun, 16th Aug, page 4...

"12-year-old girl was walking alone to her school when a man in a car approached her in pretext to ask for direction. He forced her into his car & took her to a flat where she was raped & sodomised. Before fleeing, he took the girl RM5 allowance & a text book. "

*sigh* This inhumane moran man animal should be put to sleep. If that's impossible, circumcise him twice or better still, chop it off & fried it & feed it to Karen's cat.

What's the lesson to learn here ?

Once upon a time, in a village a man appeared who announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for RM10. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys, went out in the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at RM10. As supply started to diminish and villagers started to stop their effort, he announced that now he would buy at RM20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.
The offer rate increased to RM25 and the supply of monkeys became so that it was an effort to even see a monkey let alone catch it. The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at RM50!

However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of the man. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at RM35 and when the man comes back, you can sell it to him for RM50."

The villagers squeezed up with all their savings to buy the monkeys. Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!!!

The end...


OK, so what's the lesson to be learn here?

Difficult Life Without Money

Do these questions ever occur to you ?

1. How much savings do you have up till today ?

2. If you lost your job today, how much of those savings can last you?

3. Do you know how much of those savings you need to fork out to pay it off?

4. If you couldn't get a job within 3 to 6 months, do you have any backup plan?

5. If you really in financial difficulty, who are the people who will be in your list to ask for help?

Got Nailed

Darnit, darnit, darnit NAIL !!! Just last few months got nailed in the front tyre, today another one at the back. It cost me a huge RM5 !!!

Wonder it was a doing of someone. First suspect - Karen ! Second suspect - Tina !

Power Blackout At Saloon

Tina was having her hair done, out of sudden, the saloon power blackout !
I don't have the exact picture of how her hair like after the incident, but Karen email me a picture, which somehow shows a resemblance of her hair.

Scroll down to view . . .

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Where Do You Want To Go?

Call it a 'vision', 'mission', 'goals' or whatever you want. It is like driving a car - you need to know your destination & plan your journey. Fire up that engine & there after, your journey will be much pleasant. Check out this CEO blog. Click here.

Handphone Hazard

Beware ! While handphone is one of the most important item today, it's also one of the dirtiest. Bacteria from our mouth, ear and hands get transferred to the handphone during normal usage. Get ready for this - according to a researcher, the phone is dirtier than even the toilet seat !!!

Ok ! So now what to do ? Read this for more infor.

WORK SMART

Many years ago in a small Indian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful daughter. So he proposed a bargain.

He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the proposal. So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let providence decide the matter. He told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag. Then the girl would have to pick one pebble from the bag.

1) If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her father's debt would be forgiven.

2) If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven.

3) But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into jail.

They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the farmer's field. As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two black pebbles and put them into the bag. He then asked the girl to pick a pebble from the bag. Now, imagine that you were standing in the field. What would you have done if you were the girl? If you had to advise her, what would you have told her?

Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:
1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.

2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag and expose the money-lender as a cheat.

3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order to save her father from his debt and imprisonment.

Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with the hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral and logical thinking. The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with traditional logical thinking. Think of the consequences if she chooses the above logical answers.
What would you recommend to the Girl to do?

Well, here is what she did ....

The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.
"Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I picked." Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had picked the white one. And since the money-lender dared not admit his dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into an extremely advantageous one.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Most complex problems do have a solution. It is only that we don't attempt to think. Start your day with this thought provoking story and have a nice day.
DONT WORK HARD...... "WORK SMART"

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Will be back on Tuesday 8th Aug.

Weehooooo....

Deceiving Portrait

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex."

"But you are not wearing any of those things," replied the artist.

"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."

Water & You

Why is water crucial to our body system ?

Why do they keep asking you to drink more water ?

Can you look much younger by drinking lots of water ?

What's the recommendation for water consumption per day ?

Find out all about it here . . .

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Ever feel someone or something following you, especially when you are walking alone, at night? An eerie feeling! Shiver when it's not windy at all?


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When you are suppose to be on bed alone, you felt a strong presence of a medium. Where? Sleeping beside you. Slowly, you turn to check it out, you swear you saw something, before it vanished into thin air...


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Washing your hair, out of a sudden, you smell blood & you felt that you are being watched & it's getting closer & closer to you.


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While you were having dinner, unpleasant smell.... stench, coming out from nowhere. Oppss! Wait ! That must be Karen farting ! Pooutt poouuutttt !!!