Banana

Little Kid Ambition

Teacher: What do you want to become?

Johnny: Doctor !!

Teacher: Why?

Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

Collapse of a bridge

Heard of the Minneapolis bridge tradegy? Even there are annual inspection being conducted, yet this still happened. Accident can happen anytime, no matter where you are. But the question I will like to ask you here is, do you know what to do, just incase this happened in Malaysia, while you were on a bridge? How will you react? Who & what number will you dial first?

Think about it.

You can run, but you can't hide

You can run, but you can't hide. How true is this statement? Have you ever been in that situation? When it comes to problem, everyone will have problem/s of their own. We can run away, but not for long. We definately can't hide from problem.

Pau

Pau! I just love eating one of this. Yesterday night, I bought few of these home for mom & myself. While eating the pau,

Mom : "You know, I heard over the radio, some time ago, a lady selling pau was jailed as the ingredient she used to make pau was human flesh".

Me : ... gluurrrpppp & stares at my pau content.

Research Finding

Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!

10pm Closed

Have you heard about the Petrol Dealers Association proposal to the government ? Now you better pump petrol before 10pm because they going to close by that time. And if you are using credit card to buy petrol, get ready to be charged 1% commission.

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On separate note, Tina, hope your dad is recovering well. Take care.

Google A Calculator??

Wow!! Never thought of this. If you have no calculator in hand? No worries, just launch your browser & go to http://www.google.com

Now try this. Key in 999+1 and hit ENTER key. Got it ?
Try key in this 20% of 100 and hite ENTER key. Wow!!!
Other function you can use, click here.