Friday, April 24, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
I'm a civilised driver
I've been trying to be a good / civilised driver out there, keeping to the speed limit. Sometimes being good doesn't earn us anything, but more problem / hazard I will say. Being civilised on the road also opened up my eyes, it made me realised how dangerous our road is. There are many crazy drivers out there who did not realise that they are actually inviting death. Drivers who appear out of nowhere in high speed & purposely step on the break just few inches behind our car, drivers who swerve in & out too close for comfort like the road belongs to their grandpapa or mama are just some of the drivers which I meant 'inviting death'.
These nincompoop not only dangered theirselves, but also those innocent lives out there. NINCOMPOOOOPPPP !!!
These nincompoop not only dangered theirselves, but also those innocent lives out there. NINCOMPOOOOPPPP !!!
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
WD-40?
I first thought WD-40 is a lubricant. Didn't know its usage is so wide. Check this link out . . .
Friday, April 10, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Posted on bulletin board of a company
EFFECTIVE AUGUST , 2008
NEW OFFICE POLICY
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.
Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
The Management
Pass this on to all who are employed!
NEW OFFICE POLICY
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.
Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
The Management
Pass this on to all who are employed!
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
USB Device Not Recognized !
Haiyahhh, dono wat happen to my pocket pc HTC P3300 handphone. When plug it into the pc usb port, it says " USB Device Not Recognized ". Can't charged the handphone, can't transfer my updated Excel & Words files in & out of the phone. Can't install cool software onto the phone.
Anyway, I pull the usb cable halfway out frm the phone, & wallaaaaaaa... it starts the pc starts recognizing the phone. But abit troublesome lah, everytime have to do that.. sighhhhhhhh
Anyway, I pull the usb cable halfway out frm the phone, & wallaaaaaaa... it starts the pc starts recognizing the phone. But abit troublesome lah, everytime have to do that.. sighhhhhhhh
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Stressful Day
Last 2 weeks has been very tough at work. Stressfull days. Lots of unpredicted things happened, which causes down time to system & also effected staff productivity. Virus activity, Internet slow & some darn irritating users were calling for help to solve some silly problem. Urrrggh!!!
Monday, April 6, 2009
How To Jump Start A Car
Steps:
1. Get a working vehicle. Bring it to the disabled vehicle.
2. Verify that both the dead battery and the rescue battery have the "same" voltage. Car batteries are usually twelve Volts. Trucks/tractors may operate on a twenty-four volt system, sometimes two twelve volt batteries combined to make a twenty-four volt system. Do not attach 12V to 24V.
3. Position the vehicles so that the car batteries are close enough to each other for your jumper cables to reach each one. Make sure the cars are not touching.
4. Turn off both engines. Open the hood of each of the cars.
5. Turn off the headlights, wipers, radios, and all accessories on both cars. Unplug anything charging in the cigarette lighter. They waste power and might even be damaged by surges of power.
6. Don't attach neg. to pos. Do not attach in series. That may damage electronics.Untangle and unwind the jumper cables. The jaws of the cable clamps are designed to bite into the soft metal of the battery clamps that are attached to the battery terminal posts. Don't attach neg. to pos. so do not attach in "series." That may damage the electronics.
7. Use safety: if goggles or gloves are available, put them on now. Have anyone not wearing safety equipment stand clear of both vehicles.
8. Visually check both batteries for cracks, leaks, and damage. If any of these exist, STOP. Call a tow truck, do not attempt to jump the car, do not even connect the cables.
9. Connect a red clamp "first" to the (+) positive post on the dead battery. Then connect the other end with the red clamp to the (+) positive post on the good battery.
10. Connect a black clamp to the (-) negative post of the good battery.
11. Connect the only remaining clamp (a black clamp for the dead battery) to a solid piece of grounded metal (best if it is clean and non-painted) on the dead car. Avoid connecting this clamp to the negative post of the dead battery--do this only as a last resort. (See tips for suggestions on what to clamp to)
12. Start the working vehicle so it can be charging its own battery and the dead one.
13. Let it idle for approx. 5 minutes before trying to start the other car. Never race the engine. If a "fast" idle is not enough to charge the dead battery then it's not going to charge.
14. Try to start the disabled vehicle. If it doesn't start, wait another five minutes for a little more charging, and try again. Repeat until the disabled vehicle starts.
15. Remove the jumper cables from the vehicles in the reverse order from when you attached them (so remove one clamp from the ground of the recently disabled vehicle, etc.).
16. Keep the recently disabled vehicle's engine running a little above idle for at least at least twenty minutes to charge the battery.
1. Get a working vehicle. Bring it to the disabled vehicle.
2. Verify that both the dead battery and the rescue battery have the "same" voltage. Car batteries are usually twelve Volts. Trucks/tractors may operate on a twenty-four volt system, sometimes two twelve volt batteries combined to make a twenty-four volt system. Do not attach 12V to 24V.
3. Position the vehicles so that the car batteries are close enough to each other for your jumper cables to reach each one. Make sure the cars are not touching.
4. Turn off both engines. Open the hood of each of the cars.
5. Turn off the headlights, wipers, radios, and all accessories on both cars. Unplug anything charging in the cigarette lighter. They waste power and might even be damaged by surges of power.
6. Don't attach neg. to pos. Do not attach in series. That may damage electronics.Untangle and unwind the jumper cables. The jaws of the cable clamps are designed to bite into the soft metal of the battery clamps that are attached to the battery terminal posts. Don't attach neg. to pos. so do not attach in "series." That may damage the electronics.
7. Use safety: if goggles or gloves are available, put them on now. Have anyone not wearing safety equipment stand clear of both vehicles.
8. Visually check both batteries for cracks, leaks, and damage. If any of these exist, STOP. Call a tow truck, do not attempt to jump the car, do not even connect the cables.
9. Connect a red clamp "first" to the (+) positive post on the dead battery. Then connect the other end with the red clamp to the (+) positive post on the good battery.
10. Connect a black clamp to the (-) negative post of the good battery.
11. Connect the only remaining clamp (a black clamp for the dead battery) to a solid piece of grounded metal (best if it is clean and non-painted) on the dead car. Avoid connecting this clamp to the negative post of the dead battery--do this only as a last resort. (See tips for suggestions on what to clamp to)
12. Start the working vehicle so it can be charging its own battery and the dead one.
13. Let it idle for approx. 5 minutes before trying to start the other car. Never race the engine. If a "fast" idle is not enough to charge the dead battery then it's not going to charge.
14. Try to start the disabled vehicle. If it doesn't start, wait another five minutes for a little more charging, and try again. Repeat until the disabled vehicle starts.
15. Remove the jumper cables from the vehicles in the reverse order from when you attached them (so remove one clamp from the ground of the recently disabled vehicle, etc.).
16. Keep the recently disabled vehicle's engine running a little above idle for at least at least twenty minutes to charge the battery.
Bad Morning
This is so not good. It's 1.44 am right now. Approximately 1/2 hour ago, my car alarm went off. Tried to disable it using the remote but failed. Something must have went wrong with the remote caused it doesn't work. But using the spare remote also same thing. The remote couldn't even get the car door unlocked. Have to manually open it using the key & disarm the alarm. The alarm went off for about 5 long minutes & it was so loud, I think I woke the neighbours. They must have curse me for waking them up from their sweet dreams.
Well, I myself was in the state of shocked too. The battery has gone flat & somehow triggered the alarm. Ohhh oooooooo ... now what's next ? How do I go to work tomorrow ? How do I even go buy the battery ? Luckily the insurance comes with the breakdown service. Called the breakdown service & they will sent the team over tomorrow morning, 6am. What a relief! Slowly recovering from
state of shock! Now the problem is, I can't sleep!
Comes to think of it, that reminded me of buying a new a jump start cable.
Update :
5.30am - got a call frm tow truck operator that he will be coming in 1/2 - 45 mins time.
5.50am - got a call frm Breakdown Service centre. Checking whether the operator arrived or not.
6.35am - operator arrived with battery. Jump start, but failed coz the battery is too flat. No choice, he has to removed the battery & get everything fixed up in 30 seconds, otherwise, I will have to send the car back to the manufacturer to reconfigure the automatic circuit. He managed to do it in less than 30 seconds. What a relieve hearing my engine roar again ! Thank God!
7.05am - job done & Breakdown Service centre call to check whether everything is fine.
Well, I myself was in the state of shocked too. The battery has gone flat & somehow triggered the alarm. Ohhh oooooooo ... now what's next ? How do I go to work tomorrow ? How do I even go buy the battery ? Luckily the insurance comes with the breakdown service. Called the breakdown service & they will sent the team over tomorrow morning, 6am. What a relief! Slowly recovering from
state of shock! Now the problem is, I can't sleep!Comes to think of it, that reminded me of buying a new a jump start cable.
Update :
5.30am - got a call frm tow truck operator that he will be coming in 1/2 - 45 mins time.
5.50am - got a call frm Breakdown Service centre. Checking whether the operator arrived or not.
6.35am - operator arrived with battery. Jump start, but failed coz the battery is too flat. No choice, he has to removed the battery & get everything fixed up in 30 seconds, otherwise, I will have to send the car back to the manufacturer to reconfigure the automatic circuit. He managed to do it in less than 30 seconds. What a relieve hearing my engine roar again ! Thank God!
7.05am - job done & Breakdown Service centre call to check whether everything is fine.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
XXX Jokes
Question: Why is sperm donation more expensive rather than blood donation?Answer: Because it's HANDMADE!!
Man No 1 : "My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my dick & said 'first gear, 2nd gear...."
Man No 2 : "My wife is worse! She puts my dick inside her & said "Full tank please."
Question : What is the closest thing that is similar to a woman's period?
Answer : Your SALARY! It comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days & if it doesn't come, you're in big trouble!
A woman gave birth to 6 babies. On seeing this she got off the hospital bed, slapped her husband & shouted, "I told you not to do it doggy style!"
A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank.The teller says, "Sorry, madam, this note is a fake.""Oh no!" exclaimed the prostitute, "I have been RAPED!"
"Your secretary publicly said you have a small dick, what would you comment on this?""The truth is = she has a big mouth!"
A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making love.She said, "Aww, so sorry... excuse me pleazo, Front hole is so happy that my back hole laugh out loud!"
Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.
What's the difference between biology and sociology?When the baby looks like his mom or dad = it's biology. When he looks like the neighbour, = it is sociology.
What do u call the useless piece of flesh attached to the dick ? = The MAN.
Whoever first said "A dog is man's best friend" = he must have never seen a pussy before.......
Why is breast milk good for health?Because it is great for blood circulation, provides heat, is refreshing and comes in attractive containers.
Why was the two-piece bikini invented?To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
A mother was scolding the daughter, "I don't like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb.""No, Mama," she said, "He is going to be a doctor. See, he has already cured me of that illness that I used to have every month!"
Man No 1 : "My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my dick & said 'first gear, 2nd gear...."
Man No 2 : "My wife is worse! She puts my dick inside her & said "Full tank please."
Question : What is the closest thing that is similar to a woman's period?
Answer : Your SALARY! It comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days & if it doesn't come, you're in big trouble!
A woman gave birth to 6 babies. On seeing this she got off the hospital bed, slapped her husband & shouted, "I told you not to do it doggy style!"
A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank.The teller says, "Sorry, madam, this note is a fake.""Oh no!" exclaimed the prostitute, "I have been RAPED!"
"Your secretary publicly said you have a small dick, what would you comment on this?""The truth is = she has a big mouth!"
A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making love.She said, "Aww, so sorry... excuse me pleazo, Front hole is so happy that my back hole laugh out loud!"
Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.
What's the difference between biology and sociology?When the baby looks like his mom or dad = it's biology. When he looks like the neighbour, = it is sociology.
What do u call the useless piece of flesh attached to the dick ? = The MAN.
Whoever first said "A dog is man's best friend" = he must have never seen a pussy before.......
Why is breast milk good for health?Because it is great for blood circulation, provides heat, is refreshing and comes in attractive containers.
Why was the two-piece bikini invented?To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
A mother was scolding the daughter, "I don't like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb.""No, Mama," she said, "He is going to be a doctor. See, he has already cured me of that illness that I used to have every month!"
Saturday, April 4, 2009
wmpnscfg.exe ???
I have just installed Windows Media Player 11 & found out that, the laptop is quite slow in starting up. Upon further checking, found out same symptom as describe by this website. It provides a very easy step by step to remove the file. Check it out here . . .
Friday, April 3, 2009
Virus spread via thumbdrive
When you insert a thumbdrive on your pc, Windows will automatically pop up a box, prompting you a few selection of what you wanted to do next !!! If you have seen that box, most likely your pc has already been infected by virus.
It's crucial to have that feature turn off. How to do that ? This website provide a wonderful tips to accomplish that task. Click here. . . .
It's crucial to have that feature turn off. How to do that ? This website provide a wonderful tips to accomplish that task. Click here. . . .
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