Away

I have been waiting for this moment. My first time on a big plane. My first time at other country. My first time stepping out of my beloved country (I'm glad I'm getting far away from Karen... hmph!).

Be away from tomorrow until May 3rd. Can't wait till tomorrow!

Lawyer & Question

A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. "I charge $50 for three questions," the lawyer says.

"That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?" the guy asks.

"Yes," the lawyer replies, "Now what’s your final question?"

FoxIT

Heard of Adobe Reader? If not, you must be coming out from don't know which jungle, just like Karen.

If you like Adobe Reader, you will love Foxit. I prefer Foxit as it load PDF documents much faster. No delay in scroll between pages & does not takes up a lot of CPU processing power. It takes less than only 4MB of hard disk space to install.

I'm glad I switched to Foxit.

Download it here.

Who To Wash Your Clothes ?

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Spot The Difference

Parked my car infront of the Immigration office to have my passport done.
Spot the difference betwee the ticket dated 3th & 4th April. Both cost me 50 cents.



























This ticket above was purchased at 1.57pm for 50 cents (1 hour duration). Check out the "Waktu Tamat". !@#$%^&* MPK !!

Oh by the way, the picture was taken with Panasonic Lumix FX10 with Leica lense. Love this baby! Check it out on the web.

Online Boutique

Looking for some great dress ? Take a look here.


On separate note, earlier I have overlooked Norma's comment. Here's the link reply to your comment Norma.

Rain

First time in my life seing this kind of heavy cloud. Rain heavily minutes after these pics are taken from Sony Ericsson K610i.











































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OpenOffice 2.2

Don't have Microsoft Office ? Have no fear, OpenOffice is here.

OpenOffice version 2.2 available. Click below to download it.

3 Meals

A lady visited her doctor one morning.

Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?


Lady : "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"

Master Bathing

Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....

When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid Replied: "MASTURBATING."(master bathing)

Accident

Don't ever hurt your wife feeling :D

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To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from the supermarket and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick - up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife, XXX



P.S. Your girlfriend called.

















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Kotex & Condom

Condom says to Kotex,

"When you work, I lose seven days of business."


Kotex replies,

"If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months"

Skype Hit By Virus

If you are using instant messenger like Yahoo, MSN, Trillian, surely you have heard of Skype. I personally prefer to use Skype. If you are using Skype just like me, beware of a message "Check up this". It contains a hyperlink which will download a virus into your pc.

Read more about it here

Are You One Of Them

Nearly 5 millions of people who are eligible to vote have not registered.

So , are YOU one of them ?

What are you waiting for ? Too much hassle to go voting ? Have to take leave for the voting process ? Vote or no vote, it won't changed anything ?