A 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical check. A few days later, the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Old man replied, "Just doing what you said, doc, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"

The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'"