Kisses

*A letter of Husband to Wife:*

Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses...
You are my sweetheart.

Your husband
Allen.



*His Wife replied back after some days to her Husband:*

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 french kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 french kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three french kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some 'extra' items.....
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart.