Keep Your PC Error Free

Use this tool to keep your PC running smooth and error free. Download "HDCleaner" here.

Two Moons ?

Anyone? Please verify below ! True or not ?

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Received via email . . .

FYI, don't miss out the greatest opportunity and enjoy that moments with your kids and family. Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye.This will cultimate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287.

For everything you have missed, you have gained something else
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And for everything you gain, you lose something else
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It's about your outlook towards life
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You can either regret or rejoice.

Here Comes 1.5.0.5 Firefox

Firefox 1.5.0.5 is out in the wild ... go grab it here


On separate note, check out the lastest comment from HonkeyDonkey

Car Sign

Aisayyyy, was driving this morning & saw a sticker on a car :

If you don't like the way I drive, please report me to 1800-88-MAMPUS


Adddooiiiiii ....

Karen & her papaya

Karen always having problem at her orchard.

She came up with a solution that could solved the papaya problem, to stop them from dropping to the ground . . . (scroll down to view)

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Errr... nice bra, Karen ! :P

The Pau Fight

One day, siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight. Maggi mee beat siew pau up until it had bruises on its pau body. Siew Pau loose the fight and went back to tell all the pau family -kaya pau, tau sa pau, curry pau, hamsap pau and etc. So together..... all the pau(s) went to find maggi mee for revenge.

On the way... they met Spaghetti.. so all of the pau ran to Spaghetti and BEAT the hell up on Spaghetti that Spaghetti cant say a word, Spaghetti then scream... "what did I do? I don't even noe you all"..

Then the siew pau say.. "HEH! MAGGI MEE! Don't think I can't recognize you after you do REBONDING!"

The most difficult phase of life is not when no one understands you

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It is when you don't understand yourself

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Increase Pc Performance

Assuming you have completed 1. & 2. , if you noticed slight improvement, you can make it even better by doing these (if your pc is on Windows system):


3. Scandisk
This fella will scan your pc hard disk & correct errors (not all errors is correctable) it found. Mostly errors related to files. Who cares ! As long as it can solved most problem, no harm using it mah, rite?

To run scandisk, double click "MY COMPUTER" icon. Right hand mouse click on your hard disk & point to "PROPERTIES". Click on "TOOLS" tab. Click "CHECK NOW". Select "Scan for & attempt recovery of bad sectors", click "Start".

Have this done, at least once a month. Preferably do this while you are not using the pc, as scandisk will take long time to complete.

If your pc is running on other version of Windows other than XP, click here to find out how to use Scandisk.

If you still don't know how to use scandisk, look for the nearest river. No noooo, you don't jump ok? Just throw your pc will do.


4. Defrag
This fella will re-arrange the files in your pc regardless of sofwares or working files. This will make accessing of softwares or your working files much faster.

To run Defrag, double click "MY COMPUTER" icon. Right hand mouse click on your hard disk & point to "PROPERTIES". Click on "TOOLS" tab. Click "Defragment NOW".

Have this done, at least once a week. Preferably do this while you are not using the pc, as defrag will take long time to complete.

If your pc is running on other version of Windows other than XP, click here to find out how to use Defrag.

You know what to do if you still don't know how to use Defrag, right ?

Hopefully no one really go jump the river after reading this.

Don't Use Disposable Chopsticks ?

Got this via email... you be the judge.

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Self Test :

Soak a pair of disposable chopsticks (usually given to you when you buy pack food from a Chinese take-away) for between 3 to 5 minutes inside hot boiling water.

Result :

Within minutes and right in front of your eyes, you will noticed that some white coloring matter seems to be dissolved into the hot water from the chopsticks.

Comment :

What is released from the chopsticks is actually a chemical, a bleaching agent. In a campaign promoting healthy care in Singapore recently, Professor Jackson Mathis reminds people not to use disposable chopsticks, as almost the majority of them are made in or imported from China. He explained that during the manufacturing process of disposable chopsticks before the actual production itself, all raw materials are already cover-grown with germs that make the wood materials look like they are coated in multiple colours or are covered with poisonous fungus. The first process itself is already frightening as the manufacturer starts the process by soaking up the wooden raw materials inside a very big container that is filled with a very toxic and highly poisonous chemical. This chemical is intentionally added in, in order to preserve the materials. After a few days of soaking, they are then washed with an even worse cleaning agent, in this case it is a bleaching agent (which chemical ph level is believe to be more than a thousand times over the general permissible/acceptable international standards).

And guess what? These chemicals itself is likely to cause greater harm to our health (if we continue consuming such chemicals into our body on a daily basis) not forgetting that since these chemicals used are usually carcinogenic in nature, they are likely to cause cancer. Since his last visit to a disposable chopsticks manufacturing plant in China 5 years ago, Professor Jackson Mathis has immediately stop using such disposable chopsticks anymore. In Professor Jackson case, just in case if he ever forgets to bring along his own pair of chopsticks for lunch or dinner, he usually make sure that he do not forget to put one pair of it inside his bag since it can be re-use again and again. Professor Jackson Mathis said: "If you have been using disposable chopsticks in the past, and you insist on continue using them again, please pause and think for a moment. Why is cancer spreading like wild fire these days throughout the world affecting all sorts of people.

A Must Have For Your PC

It's a dangerous world out there. If you do not want to end up having high blood pressure or admitted to Tanjung Rambutan Hospital, continue on reading;

If your pc have the following symptoms;

~ darn slow.
Takes very long time to start a programs
or load a document.






~ your hard disk led keep blinking vigorously,
even though you did not run any program.


~ your modem keep dialling to the Internet,
even though you did not initiate it.







~ your browser load to unwanted website
or many annoying pop ups, mostly of porn sites (may
be Karen will like this :P )




... plus other pc sickness that could make your blood boil.

It's time you put your pc to sleep a stop to it. Usually the below recommendation should be able to get rid of the nuisance.

1. Every pc should have this -> Antivirus software.
Aiyahhh, no need to buy laaaa, get it free lor. Click here or here.
It's not enough by just having an antivirus software alone. YOU NEED TO KEEP IT UP TO DATE. Get on the Net & click the update button. SCAN your pc for virus, preferably at least once a week.

If you want to use it for your office pc, please la, don't be so stingy lah. Buy the a full version antivirus solution that can do many wonders compare to a free version.


2. The Net is dirty. Keep your pc clean with Antispyware software. I will recommend to install these two. Download it here (Ad-Aware) & here (Spyware Blaster). YOU NEED TO KEEP IT UP TO DATE. Get on the Net & click the update button. SCAN your pc for spyware, adware, underwear, preferably at least once a week.

3. & 4. will be in coming post.

What about other accessories you should have? Check out coming post too !

BOSS, if you reading this post, I am multi tasking maaa, I got do my work also. Don't like ah? Don't like don't like lorrrrrrrrr...

Over the same sea, on the same winds

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A ship sails in one direction, another in opposite

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It is not the wind that decides which direction the ship goes

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Its the sail. How they are tied and how they are maneuvered

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Similarly, it is not fate that decides where your life is going

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It is all about how you take life and where you take it to.

Karen Again...

Karen was on her bed, with her husband, Keith at her side. He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face.

Her pale lips moved. "Keith," she said quietly.

"Shhhhssss," he quickly interrupted, "don't talk."

But she insisted. "Keithhhhh," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I must confess."

"There is nothing to confess," said the weeping Keith. "It's all right. Everything's all right."

"No, no. I must die in peace. I must confess, Keith, that I have been unfaithful to you."

Keith stroked her hand, squeezed it and sobbingly told her, "Now Karen, don't be concerned. I know all about it," he cried uncontrollably. "Why else would I poison you?"

Magic Elevator

Approaching & never seen an elevator before, a boy and his father were standing infront of the mall elevator. "What is that dad?", asked the son. "I have no idea son. Never seen this in my life".

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady pressed a button. The elevator opened and the old lady walked in. The elevator closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful sexy woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."

What we are today is result of our own past action;

Whatever we wish to be in future depends on our present action;

Decide how you have to act now.

We are responsible for what we are, whatever we wish ourselves to be.

We have the power to make ourselves.

Where's the joker from?

Ok, so now you known the computer address of a person who access your website, do you know where they come from ? Ahhhh, click here to check it out !

What Is My IP Address?

Need to know what's your computer address over the Internet ? Well, fear no more, click here to check out !

Share Gmail Space

I'm quite excited about this, but don't know whether I'm the last one to know about it ?

If you have Gmail account, obviously you are given 2GB of storage space to store all your mails, porns, pics, clips, songs, etc. Do you know that, you can actually use those space, just like how you use your pc hard drive ? Simply drag & drop your files to 'Gmail Drive'. Before you can start using 'Gmail Drive' you will need to install a file. Grab the file here .

Sexy Woman In A Bar

A guy is sitting in a bar when a very beautiful young sexy woman walks up to him and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."

He immediately puts his drink down and begins frantically going through his pockets. He quickly pulls out a cumbled up ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.

He thrusts the money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house."

What STUCK ???

Keith's pen stuck inside the printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but do not have time for that, so he left a note on the printer and report to the Helpdesk. About 20 minutes later, one of the techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate. Attached is what he found....

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Bananaaaaaaa !!!

Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression:
Bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood. (Karen, take note of this)

Anemia :
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of haemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect to beat blood pressure.

Brain Power:
Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Smoking:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking.
The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat,
sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

anddddddddddddd, for those who have 'pangsai' problem ;

Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

See You In Two Hours

Keith told Tina, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped."

Tina said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!"

The next day, Tina asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?"

"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."

Dont Stop Sex

A frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Australian on an overseas flight.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

When the Australian remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once," he replied. "Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?" Australian replied, "Don't stop."

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Poke Her Out

A couple, Karen & Keith, was going out for the evening. The last thing they did was to put the cat out. The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of the house, the cat shoots back in. So Keith goes back inside to chase it out.

Karen, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explained to the taxi driver "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, Keith got into the taxi and said, "Sorry I took so long, the stupid thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"