Karen and her husband are getting ready for bed. She is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, dear,"she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." Karen turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
"You know, dear,"she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." Karen turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
4 comments:
wei...watch it ah....wait u !!!
lol good joke!
Karen - helloo aunty, everytime ask me wait wait, didnt wallap me also :P
Tina - weeeehoooo... wanna contribute some jokes ah?
wei, not need for me to contribute la, u always copy and paste from mine..lol!!!
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