Joke Of The Day : Old Ladies

Three older ladies were discussing the trials of getting older.

Tina said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich."

Karen chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."

Lilian responded, "Well, I'm sure glad I don´t have that problem" She raps her knuckles on the table, then she, says, "That must be the door, I'll get it."