Timah & Tin had a small apartment in the city and they wanted to have a quickie but their ten-year-old son is in the apartment. So Tim send him on the balcony and have him to report on all the neighborhood activities. To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.
"Someone just honked a cat."
A few moments passed.
"Matt's riding a new bike", he called out, "and the Andersons are having sex."
Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.