Joke Of The Day : Fascinate

The 3rd grade school teacher says, "the word for today is fascinate, and you have to come up with a sentence using that word."

Little Tina raises her hand and says,"I went to the zoo on Sunday, and it was fascinating."

The teacher says, "That's nice but we want to use fascinate, not fascinating."

Karen raises her hand and says,"I went to a movie Saturday and I was fascinated."

The teacher says,"That's nice too, but we want to use fascinate."

Johnny extends his hand and says, "My sister has a shirt with 12 buttons on it but her tits are so big she can only fasten 8."