Friday, April 24, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
I'm a civilised driver
I've been trying to be a good / civilised driver out there, keeping to the speed limit. Sometimes being good doesn't earn us anything, but more problem / hazard I will say. Being civilised on the road also opened up my eyes, it made me realised how dangerous our road is. There are many crazy drivers out there who did not realise that they are actually inviting death. Drivers who appear out of nowhere in high speed & purposely step on the break just few inches behind our car, drivers who swerve in & out too close for comfort like the road belongs to their grandpapa or mama are just some of the drivers which I meant 'inviting death'.
These nincompoop not only dangered theirselves, but also those innocent lives out there. NINCOMPOOOOPPPP !!!
These nincompoop not only dangered theirselves, but also those innocent lives out there. NINCOMPOOOOPPPP !!!
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
WD-40?
I first thought WD-40 is a lubricant. Didn't know its usage is so wide. Check this link out . . .
Friday, April 10, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Posted on bulletin board of a company
EFFECTIVE AUGUST , 2008
NEW OFFICE POLICY
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.
Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
The Management
Pass this on to all who are employed!
NEW OFFICE POLICY
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.
Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
The Management
Pass this on to all who are employed!
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
USB Device Not Recognized !
Haiyahhh, dono wat happen to my pocket pc HTC P3300 handphone. When plug it into the pc usb port, it says " USB Device Not Recognized ". Can't charged the handphone, can't transfer my updated Excel & Words files in & out of the phone. Can't install cool software onto the phone.
Anyway, I pull the usb cable halfway out frm the phone, & wallaaaaaaa... it starts the pc starts recognizing the phone. But abit troublesome lah, everytime have to do that.. sighhhhhhhh
Anyway, I pull the usb cable halfway out frm the phone, & wallaaaaaaa... it starts the pc starts recognizing the phone. But abit troublesome lah, everytime have to do that.. sighhhhhhhh
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Stressful Day
Last 2 weeks has been very tough at work. Stressfull days. Lots of unpredicted things happened, which causes down time to system & also effected staff productivity. Virus activity, Internet slow & some darn irritating users were calling for help to solve some silly problem. Urrrggh!!!
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