Away

Will be on vacation from 30th June - 3th July.

Pants

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night In our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said,

'Here - try these on'. She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them.'

I Replied, 'Exactly I wear the pants in this family and I Always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

Mike thought that might be good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here try these on."

She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me. "

Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here -you try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."

Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will."

Nobody's Perfect

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

"Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone, see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response.

So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response so he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

"James, for the FIFTH time I said, CHICKEN!"


Moral of the story:

The problem may not be with the other person as we always assume - could be very much within us....! SO don't always blame others for the things that you may lack.

Hence, nobody's perfect :)

Never Ask An Idiot To Invest

Have you tried to shared with a friend a business opportunity? Explaining to him/her the potential earning that could be derrived from the business plan? She willingly join the plan after giving it a second thought & understood the risk involved & there's no way to recover back the investment pumped in.

The monies has been used for investment. Few months down the road, when the plan doesn't goes well, he/she use force & demanded his/her monies back ! Accusing you of cheating his/her monies, branding you as liar & all sorts of nasty words.

Really hate this kinda people.

Little Mexican

A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his Mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and then Smears it all over his face.

"Mamacita, look, I'm a white boy."

His mom slaps his face and says, "Go show your father."

He goes to this dad in the living room and says, "Look, Papacita, I'm a white boy."

His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother."

The boy goes in his grandmother's room and says, "Mira, Abuelita, I'm a white boy."

His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him Back to his mother.

His mother says, "What did you learn from that?"

The boy replies, "I have only been white for five minutes and already I don't like you damn Mexicans!"

FreeProxy

Need to hook up all your office pcs to Internet, but the stingy company just couldn't afford to link each & every pc with a modem? Well, fear not, as a free software called FreeProxy is here to save the day.

Install the software to a pc which has Internet access. Configure the rest of the pcs IE to point to this particular pc IP address & wallllaaaaaaaaa.... there you have it. All pcs can browse the Internet now.

Grab the software here.

Time To Go Shopping

Hypermarkets has slashed their products prices from 5% and 50%.

For how long?

Depending on hypermarkets, it will be from May 29 - Dec 31 '07.

Which hypermarkets?

Carrefour, Tesco, Jaya Jusco, Mydin, The Store, Giant.

Reason?

Help curb inflation.

Going in a circle

We are living in a circle. Life is all about doing the same thing over & over again, don't you think so ?

Wake up in the morning, take a shower, breakfast, commute to work, lunch, back home, dinner, shower, spend time with family & loved one, sleep.

Weekend is full of house chores & it's a norm to wash car during this time. Your car shines like brand new. Feeling satisfied, you took out your phone snapped few pics of it.

The next day, on the way to work, your car get dirty with dust & few spots of birds dropping. It gets even nastier as day goes. What could be more frustrating is perhaps, as soon as you head to work, it rains :D "Darnit! There goes the effort yesterday". Sounds familiar? :P

And it repeats again, lunch, back home, shower, eat & sleep.