8.30 ?

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!"

He replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?"

No Change In Fuel Price

Crude oil prices have dropped -> good news.

Crude oil prices not stable -> not so good news.

Fuel price indicated at pump is at 1.92 -> no news is good news.

Blowjob & Coffee

On a passenger flight, the pilot greet the passengers as usual . He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.

Forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"

Free Trip Anyone?

Got a free trip overseas ? All taken care of by your employer ? Well, becareful there !

Some employers dupped their employees into smuggling drugs abroad purportedly to take up overseas posting or were given paid holidays.

Read more abt it here

Crazy

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken."

The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?"

The guy says, "We would. But we need the eggs."

Wanted! Dead or Alive

Wanted! Dead or Alive ! This bloody crow stole my chicken drumstick. Left my food on the table. Walked to the counter to pay for it. Just a split second, that bloody fool flew away with the drumstick. KNN!!!

AQUARIA

Shark : I'm coming to get u...
















Shark : Too skiny, don't wanna eat u...
















Guess what's the length of this shark





















It's feeding time. I was hoping the shark will eat up that fella, but ... aisay!!
















This fish is so huge. Enough for 2o person to eat.
















A view from the botton. Huwaahhhhhh
















Finding NEMO...

Gahoo Yoogle

Heard of Yahoo search ?

Heard of Google search ?

Heard of GahooYoogle search ????
It's a combination search of Yahoo & Google at the same time. Try it now !







Cool eh ?